Layoffs 2023

















































Meanwhile in Corp IT, new mangers and groups with 1 or 0 reports created weekly. No new hires only contractors who are basically IT mercenaries and are loyal only to the dollar. Great job management, now go attend some meetings and pretend you are contributing value. Those of us who remember miss you Paul H.
 




Those of us who remember miss you Paul H.
Paul H was great! That guy that shares a last name with a brand of pickles and things like that is nothing more than an egotistical piece of shit with a tiny pecker and things like that. He and his minions and things like that need to go back to Shire or just retire and things like that to let everyone out of the misery and things like that.
 




Corporate IT stack ranking metrics just solidified. Office attendance is scored at 80%.
LESS THAN 3, NO JOB FOR THEE!

JV, prepare for an exodus. Extremely short sighted move Sir.

Now JV, THAT is one egotistical piece of rock hard smelly shit and things like that with a tiny pea-sized pecker and things like that. He has little cronies and things like that follow him everywhere he goes. They fuck everything up and run off the people who actually make things happen and things like that while holding on to the ones with the wettest lips and things like that. I hear he loves getting rim jobs and things like that. His personal accountant SG has a really looooooong tongue and things like that.
 




Now JV, THAT is one egotistical piece of rock hard smelly shit and things like that with a tiny pea-sized pecker and things like that. He has little cronies and things like that follow him everywhere he goes. They fuck everything up and run off the people who actually make things happen and things like that while holding on to the ones with the wettest lips and things like that. I hear he loves getting rim jobs and things like that. His personal accountant SG has a really looooooong tongue and things like that.
 




Meanwhile in Corp IT, new mangers and groups with 1 or 0 reports created weekly. No new hires only contractors who are basically IT mercenaries and are loyal only to the dollar. Great job management, now go attend some meetings and pretend you are contributing value. Those of us who remember miss you Paul H.

Paul H is definitely missed! That jar of pickles they call JV that came in behind him is a narcissistic racist pos that treats people like they're supposed to get on their knees and slob on his tiny pathetic excuse for a peepee. Those minions of his from that last company and from the one he brags about more must have some really moist lips because he takes them everywhere he goes. None of them will be missed when he gets done ridding the company of its best people and moves on to decimate another strong IT organization. He has no ethics, and I heard him call SE "that n****r b****h" while talking to his favorite ghoul SG.
 








Pivot the severance accounts to the retirement team an talent acquisition as the exodus after Jan. 1 will be epic. Good job Ford and C Suite, you have successfully run the last of your legacy employees out, good luck backfilling with your slave wages.
 








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