The axes are being sharpened as we speak! Look for heads rolling all over the Park, unless you are with Abbvie, in which case your life has never been better.
Layoffs 2023
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PDPs are garbage. My former VP was the father of one and definitely brought him in. The son got an internship in cybersecurity. His first day he said he knows nothing about computers.
Brilliant! A blank slate to be molded into a perfect drone. The cyber team is where all the cool kids hang!
You will need to be more specific, that description covers 90 percent of Corporate IT.
90% of the sales managers here -are punks and mindless idiots-slaves to the corporate beast!
Senior Leadership better get cracking! PEX goal is 98.5 % or no bonus payout. But don't worry the "spirit" of the goal is always achieved. Cha-ching!!!!!
Abbott PA system: Attention all men over 50, please report to the Office of Separation immediately.
True old men gone, old ladies stay even with their smells
Millenials love old lady stank, there are numerous tik toks about it.
Abbott’s cronobacter source has been identified. Alert the DOJ and FTC. Case solved.
Hey Squidy! Why are you being kept on payroll when so many have been let go?
Isn't that guy in the background Ric Pollard?
GREAT QUESTION!
A few hundred thousand shareholders and employees would like answers from him and Robert Ford about layoffs and the stock price.
There is certainly something brewing at ADC it’s too quiet and whispers of “restructuring” as always communication from the “top” let’s use that term loosely, as lack of transparency is the abbott way. Thus far vacancies are seemingly not being filled. Q3 goals are out with a marked spike increase. There are issues anywhere you work however proper goaling should not be one of them. I’ve been hopeful things might change for the better… hopeful someone will speak up soon… anyone? Robert? Badia? Adam?
Corporate IT stack ranking metrics just solidified. Office attendance is scored at 80%.
LESS THAN 3, NO JOB FOR THEE!
JV, prepare for an exodus. Extremely short sighted move Sir.
LESS THAN 3, NO JOB FOR THEE!
JV, prepare for an exodus. Extremely short sighted move Sir.