Can one of you nerds contact the nerds at Cafepharma in order to see if the Sotyktu Floundering thread is the longest in Cafepharma history? If so, can you please let us know what the next closest thread is.. Im hoping for an Ironman Cal Ripken type of record here.
Thanks for your help nerds
It's a matter of time. 55 million globally! Reps and managers are applying everywhere they can. Just know that you will not receive that kind of salary anywhere else. You reps are not talented and lack any skill other than BS. If the government banned reps many of you would never find work outside of a Starbucks.Cafepharma nerds are happy to confirm that the Sotyktu Floundering thread has the most posts and is the most viewed thread of all time. Congratulations! We wish you the very best of luck during your upcoming layoffs! Please check out our jobs tab. Best of luck!
Smart Ass, why would government ban reps?It's a matter of time. 55 million globally! Reps and managers are applying everywhere they can. Just know that you will not receive that kind of salary anywhere else. You reps are not talented and lack any skill other than BS. If the government banned reps many of you would never find work outside of a Starbucks.
We are still bribing doctors with lunches. At the end of the day it is still a kickback. It's a reward for their staff. It's a joke. It also contributes to the soaring drug prices. Pharma is a disgusting place. Trips to Paris or Hawaii because someone has a disease. That's ridiculous.Smart Ass, why would government ban reps?
So you never won a president's club is what you are telling me.We are still bribing doctors with lunches. At the end of the day it is still a kickback. It's a reward for their staff. It's a joke. It also contributes to the soaring drug prices. Pharma is a disgusting place. Trips to Paris or Hawaii because someone has a disease. That's ridiculous.
Actually I did win multiple. I just don't agree with it. But more importantly who would want to spend a week with people from BMS?So you never won a president's club is what you are telling me.
You’re not wrong at all. This role we have is a joke. They pay you just enough to give up on what you really want to do.We are still bribing doctors with lunches. At the end of the day it is still a kickback. It's a reward for their staff. It's a joke. It also contributes to the soaring drug prices. Pharma is a disgusting place. Trips to Paris or Hawaii because someone has a disease. That's ridiculous.
The food isn't to "buy" scripts. It can be an effective way to get time for a clinical conversation. Good reps know what thoughtful questions to ask to generate a conversation that may lead to a patient being treated. Better reps know when to walk away from someone who would never write even if it was the only option left...because they know that provider won't ever be sold...even with 24k goldennerd, please name one dermatologist who was bribed by a lunch? Rookie derms earn $400k per year-I am sure that avocado toast forces them to prescribe Sotyktu...they get a free lunch everyday from other companies...playing field is level- they make their own decisons nerd-sorry you do not have a chance to enjoy our free lunches, at least you will get a mediocre severence soon
Somewhere Kenny Rogers is signing The Gambler….”Know when to hold them, Know when to fold them”The food isn't to "buy" scripts. It can be an effective way to get time for a clinical conversation. Good reps know what thoughtful questions to ask to generate a conversation that may lead to a patient being treated. Better reps know when to walk away from someone who would never write even if it was the only option left...because they know that provider won't ever be sold...even with 24k golden
avocado toast.
You are a moronInstead of hiring Serena/Jeter, can we have a Doors cover band play "This is the End?", at our next useless national sales meeting, it would cost way less than Serena/Jeter and seems way more appropriate given the current state of Slowtyktu
Sure. Whatever you'd like, Timmy. Would you like a lolli and a balloon too? Grow up! This is a business. The next meeting will be metrics galore and if you're lucky we'll pipe in the muzak from the hotel.Instead of hiring Serena/Jeter, can we have a Doors cover band play "This is the End?", at our next useless national sales meeting, it would cost way less than Serena/Jeter and seems way more appropriate given the current state of Slowtyktu
How close are you to 40% share?I am leaving as soon as I get a 40% share.
Derm reps, managers, directors, and VP of sales are worthless in this industry. Everyone has the same BS KPIs. It’s all about coverage and how to process PAs. Companies are hiring former MAs as reps now. The dumbest of dumb are who these companies are turning to. Docs don’t give a shit about MOA anymore. Is it covered? How much? And what’s for lunch? are the hard hitting questions reps get.The food isn't to "buy" scripts. It can be an effective way to get time for a clinical conversation. Good reps know what thoughtful questions to ask to generate a conversation that may lead to a patient being treated. Better reps know when to walk away from someone who would never write even if it was the only option left...because they know that provider won't ever be sold...even with 24k golden
avocado toast.
My, my, my...aren't you bitter. Have you considered another career? Perhaps greeting cards?Derm reps, managers, directors, and VP of sales are worthless in this industry. Everyone has the same BS KPIs. It’s all about coverage and how to process PAs. Companies are hiring former MAs as reps now. The dumbest of dumb are who these companies are turning to. Docs don’t give a shit about MOA anymore. Is it covered? How much? And what’s for lunch? are the hard hitting questions reps get.
