Next hits to LCC, LTC/N, LTC/S, and InTech

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My unparalleled leadership and innovative strategy have prepared this company for a worst case scenario. When our patents expire, I do not expect anyone on the 11th and 12th floors of building 74 to feel the pain. JL
 












WE MOURN THEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQmoqOjH3M
Sullenly, sadly kicked to the curb like refuse. Dedication is meanless; this is lillie values. We mourn them, whose last day is tomorrow, the day after the first day of spring; one quarter of this weeks total punted and rejected:
MA,BB, MB, SC, LG, PK, NL, DM, MM, AM, SM
sr.salesrep.; mgr.learn.dev.;infra.supp.anlyst.;sr.res.asst.;asst.PR.manag.;mark.uro.;res.adv.pkpd.; acct.spec.;mark.onco.brand.;bus.dev.; vp.glob.heal.outcom.
 






KISS THEM GOODBYE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY
Today's list of people thrown out like refuse, kicked to the curb and marched out on this, their last Lly day, march 28, 2011, 1/4 of the total for this week:
CC,LD,JL,HL,BO,JF, NY, GP, FG, SV,LR,JJ,MH; res.assoc.; data.arch.; fin.control.; lifecycle.manag.; acct.base.spec.; it.team.lead; it.soln.deliv.;sr.anlyst.; asoc.consult.; endo.markt.manag.; sr.sales.effective.manag.; change.manage.proc.owner.
 






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KISS THEM GOODBYE said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY
Today's list of people thrown out like refuse, kicked to the curb and marched out on this, their last Lly day, march 28, 2011, 1/4 of the total for this week:
CC,LD,JL,HL,BO,JF, NY, GP, FG, SV,LR,JJ,MH; res.assoc.; data.arch.; fin.control.; lifecycle.manag.; acct.base.spec.; it.team.lead; it.soln.deliv.;sr.anlyst.; asoc.consult.; endo.markt.manag.; sr.sales.effective.manag.; change.manage.proc.owner.
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When a fancy new million-dollar piece of equipment is obtained, the vendor is expected to deliver a human to operate the equipment. Brilliant. Just brilliant. Really.
 






























Re: KISS THEM GOODBYE

Anonymous said:
You obviously missed the Six Sigma. The new laptops are self-service.
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Also, if you need support with your new laptop, just press the red button. The internal GPS will flag 7-7000 with your precise location, and the phone nearest you will begin ringing momentarily. Another Six Sigma Success!
 






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Anonymous said:
Also, if you need support with your new laptop, just press the red button. The internal GPS will flag 7-7000 with your precise location, and the phone nearest you will begin ringing momentarily. Another Six Sigma Success!
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HR for Immolation will begin processing your termination papers immediately thereafter; abuse of company equipment.
 












Farewell, Adieu, kiss them for me

Another week, another sample of the rejected, whose last day is Monday April 4. Kicked out like so much refuse and garbage, in the name of 'innovation' and saving the Lillytanic 0.25 of the total to be fired:
BY,LD,GB,FG,PG,CS,CC,SM,PH,PP,AR,JN glob.med.ed.asst.; med.info.asoc.;salesrep.;asoc.consult.;assoc.learn.dev.;manuf.asoc.;manag.mark.acct.manag.; salesrep.; brnd.manag.endo.; direct.card.mrkt.; sr.terr.manag.; clin.port.consult.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY
 






Re: Farewell, Adieu, kiss them for me

Adieu said:
Another week, another sample of the rejected, whose last day is Monday April 4. Kicked out like so much refuse and garbage, in the name of 'innovation' and saving the Lillytanic 0.25 of the total to be fired:
BY,LD,GB,FG,PG,CS,CC,SM,PH,PP,AR,JN glob.med.ed.asst.; med.info.asoc.;salesrep.;asoc.consult.;assoc.learn.dev.;manuf.asoc.;manag.mark.acct.manag.; salesrep.; brnd.manag.endo.; direct.card.mrkt.; sr.terr.manag.; clin.port.consult.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY
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Those are the lucky ones. The ones that must still drag themselves out of bed to appear for a job they hate - those are the unlucky ones.

When will this company offer voluntary lay-offs?

A. Never.
 






KISS THEM GOODBYE

Another busy week of slashing and destroying careers and lives. Watch them cart their few meager belongings to the parking lots, escorted by rent-a-guards. Today marks the last day at lilly for many. 1/5 of the total GONE FOREVER this week are:
SB,SC,JH,SJ,AM,HP,CP,CP,MP,LS,LS,NS,MR; reg.fin.anlyst.; sftwr.eng.; ret.sls.rep.; sr.dir.dev.rd.; dir.head.ops.;qual.anlyst.;terr.mngr.; med.inf.sci.; spec.sls.rep.; mngr.; med.info.osteo.; princip.asoc.; bus.part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY
 
























MORE MASS-LAYOFFS

They continue without ceasing. Such a model company and booster of the community so--admired by the media spin. Yet thousands still remain for termination. These are ANSWERS THAT MATTER most to lillie
 






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