Next hits to LCC, LTC/N, LTC/S, and InTech

[KISS THEM GOODBYE]

KISS THEM GOODBYE

Their last day at lly tomorrow; The last day of Feb, the last day of their hard work and loyalty... one fourth of the total number for this week.

AS, CH, DF, JB, FF, JL, KN, RK, SI, MO, DP; qc it val; clin dev man; IT SOx coord; six sig BB; dist sales man; market; corp train; terr manag; sr anlyst; sales rep; sales

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY

 

[Anonymous]

Re: KISS THEM GOODBYE

Their last day at lly tomorrow; The last day of Feb, the last day of their hard work and loyalty... one fourth of the total number for this week.

AS, CH, DF, JB, FF, JL, KN, RK, SI, MO, DP; qc it val; clin dev man; IT SOx coord; six sig BB; dist sales man; market; corp train; terr manag; sr anlyst; sales rep; sales

Is this the HR strategy for 2011? Reallocate 50 employees a week for 52 weeks?

What about the big IT reallocation that was supposed to come in January, then February? Or is that happening, just 50 employees a week?

 

[Anonymous]

Re: KISS THEM GOODBYE

Is this the HR strategy for 2011? Reallocate 50 employees a week for 52 weeks?

What about the big IT reallocation that was supposed to come in January, then February? Or is that happening, just 50 employees a week?

It's the most behind-your-back reallocation, ever. Stress hormones are at record levels. I find hair all over the boss' desk. It's pathetic.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm truly sorry to hear it. I recommend the GONE strategy.

Get
Out
Now
Everyone!

 

[Anonymous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-S5M9oD2wc

 

[Anonymous]

I'm truly sorry to hear it. I recommend the GONE strategy.

Get
Out
Now
Everyone!

View outside is slightly better -- but you won't get job until 1 year of suffering is over...perhaps... plan for next winter season now...hoard food and rounds for your AK

 

[Anonymous]

View outside is slightly better -- but you won't get job until 1 year of suffering is over...perhaps... plan for next winter season now...hoard food and rounds for your AK

what is "AK" is it, "am knowledgeable" ??

 

[Anonymous]

Dr. Gupta will be leading the Efficiency Task Force beginning tomorrow. He has some very pressing appointments in the near future so we must use him as time allows.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: We Mourn Them

Draw near, and Prepareth Thee for GoOOPTANet:
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[Anonymous]

Paging Dr. Gupta ... hot stock tip for you....

 

[KISS THEM GOODBYE]

KISS THEM GOODBYE

Another monday, another group of loyal lilly colleagues are kicked to the curb on today, their last day. Here is a list of 1/4 the number being let go today; marched to the parking lots/structures with their boxes and rolling carryons:
AB,JB,DD,AH,CK,CG,JM,SM,AP,MS,OS; clin.path; strat.learn.part.; bus.intell.; oper.manag.; pm consult.; sr. sales rep.; manag. clin.pharm.; clin.dev.as.; qa manag.; telecom. ana.;res.sci.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY

 

[Anonymous]

“You don’t lay off R&D if it’s just a cycle,” says Erik Gordon, a clinical assistant professor at the University of Michigan business school who follows the pharmaceutical industry. “That kills progress.”

_________selling your organs to eat your next meal__Hannibal Lector could do better____

 

[Anonymous]

“You don’t lay off R&D if it’s just a cycle,” says Erik Gordon, a clinical assistant professor at the University of Michigan business school who follows the pharmaceutical industry. “That kills progress.”

_________selling your organs to eat your next meal__Hannibal Lector could do better____

Shut up or I'll suspend you from ropes and cut off pieces of your flesh, FIPNET style bwahaha haha hahaha ---Dr. Lector

 

[Lechterleiter's delight]

Lechterleiter's delight

"I love my redeployed served on a $5-Footlong with a ƒavabeans and a nice Çhianti...ssstthhhhsssthhhthhshhhththhht

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Lechterleiter's delight

Mmmm your brains were most satisfying to my palate, but perhaps they could have been better spent on the PIPELINE

But I was hungry and am no more....

 

[Anonymous]

In less than 40 days Zyprexa will be off patent. Are you ready?

 

[KISS THEM FOR ME]

KISS THEM FOR ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgF7gKEtTuY

Tomorrow marks the end of their lillie careers; kicked to the gutter, marched to their parking spaces by security. We say goodbye to a sampling, 1/4 of the total for the week of March 14:
AD,AB,OC,CK,CG,LD,PH,AH,AS,DM,EL,MS,AP,CL,KS, onc.brand.lead;clin.path;tech.asoc.;prod.manag.; sr.neuro.AS.consult.;sr.diab.sales; six sig. cons.; clin.dev.asoc.(x2);mgr.learn.dev.; strat.learn.part.; site manag.; onco.operat.;clin.dev.asoc.;bus.intel.consul.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: KISS THEM FOR ME

Tomorrow marks the end of their lillie careers; kicked to the gutter, marched to their parking spaces by security. We say goodbye to a sampling, 1/4 of the total for the week of March 14:
AD,AB,OC,CK,CG,LD,PH,AH,AS,DM,EL,MS,AP,CL,KS, onc.brand.lead;clin.path;tech.asoc.;prod.manag.; sr.neuro.AS.consult.;sr.diab.sales; six sig. cons.; clin.dev.asoc.(x2);mgr.learn.dev.; strat.learn.part.; site manag.; onco.operat.;clin.dev.asoc.;bus.intel.consul.

As a retiree, I grieve, with intense sadness, at the demise of a once-great company.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: KISS THEM FOR ME

As a retiree, I grieve, with intense sadness, at the demise of a once-great company.

You'll grieve even more once FIPNET begins chipping away at your retirement benefits. There is no escape from the greed of this leadership team.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: KISS THEM FOR ME

You'll grieve even more once FIPNET begins chipping away at your retirement benefits. There is no escape from the greed of this leadership team.

"Begin chipping away?" They started chipping away a long time ago, and it gets worse every year.