Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

You enjoy Bubba.
Then you beg for his cell mate.
You toss their salads !!!!!

You're STILL psychotic!!
Did you catch hoof /mouth disease?
You should lay off ewes!

 

[Anonymous]

You're STILL psychotic!!
Did you catch hoof /mouth disease?
You should lay off ewes!

You are exposed with...
This desparation Haiku.
So weak, lame and poor !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You enjoy Bubba.
Then you beg for his cell mate.
You toss their salads !!!!!

Dweeb tries to compete
With nonsensical Bad verse
I crush him daily !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You are exposed with...
This desparation Haiku.
So weak, lame and poor !!!!!

Ummm, desparation???
You're dumb in verse and spelling!
Take lessons from me !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Dweeb tries to compete
With nonsensical Bad verse
I crush him daily !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is no reply.
It is pathetic; like you.
Pour me champagne; NOW !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

This is no reply.
It is pathetic; like you.
Pour me champagne; NOW !!!!!

Corn state dweeb pretends
To drink a glass of champagne
But it's just cow piss

 

[Anonymous]

Ummm, desparation???
You're dumb in verse and spelling!
Take lessons from me !!!!!!!!!!

Oh no, a typo.
Weak reply - you give lessons ?
In tossing salads !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You are a felon.
Bubba had his way with you.
He used prison lube !!!!!

This is outstanding.
This poster, he owns the thread
Give Haiku kudos.

 

[Anonymous]

This is outstanding.
This poster, he owns the thread
Give Haiku kudos.

Don't be a poser!
You'll just hear STFU!
And ridiculed!

 

[Anonymous]

The winds have cometh.
Must put my yacht in dry dock.
Hurricane Sandy !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

The winds have cometh.
Must put my yacht in dry dock.
Hurricane Sandy !!!!!

Corn state dweeb debates
Pulling innertube out of
Farm pond. Take your drugs !!!

 

[Anonymous]

My yacht is secure.
My crew will board the windows.
Beachfront mansion !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

My yacht is secure.
My crew will board the windows.
Beachfront mansion !!!!!

Innertube secure
Big red barn door is now closed
Dweeb hallucinates.

 

[Anonymous]

All is set in east.
Next, private jet to SoCal.
Malibu condo !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

All is set in east.
Next, private jet to SoCal.
Malibu condo !!!!!

Corn State Dweeb pretends
That his tractor is a jet
And he thus escapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn State Dweeb pretends
That his tractor is a jet
And he thus escapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait! That was not me!!
Yet you typed what I would type!
Yes!! Mock the Fool, Pal!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn State Dweeb pretends
That his tractor is a jet
And he thus escapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run on sentences.
These are unacceptable.
You suck at Haiku !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Run on sentences.
These are unacceptable.
You suck at Haiku !!!!!

Sentences don't run!
How could they run in 5 bits????
You are so stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Sentences don't run!
How could they run in 5 bits????
You are so stupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are sensitive.
What color are your panties?
Wearing mascara ?????

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb debates
Pulling innertube out of
Farm pond. Take your drugs !!!

This is getting old.
Dweeb this, corn state that, so weak.
Crawl out of your hole !!!!!


Be more creative.
Seek adventure in your life.
Stop sucking mom's teet !!!!!