Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Labor Day Weekend.
I have not Labored in years.
I fake signatures !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Clubbed Dweeb like a seal
Now his 'Corn' face is shut up
I rule on Haiku!!

You rule your pee pee.
You are THE masturbator.
Now, go shine my shoes !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You rule your pee pee.
You are THE masturbator.
Now, go shine my shoes !!!

What a dumb douchebag !!!
You are like my pet monkey !!
Only not as smart !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

What a dumb douchebag !!!
You are like my pet monkey !!
Only not as smart !!!!!

You yearn to be me.
But, alas, you only dream.
Ergo, you know zilch !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You yearn to be me.
But, alas, you only dream.
Ergo, you know zilch !!!

Yes, all of us yearn
To have Wall Street money AND
Watson !!! That's just RICH !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You yearn to be me.
But, alas, you only dream.
Ergo, you know zilch !!!

This is poetry;
Haiku at its very best.
You so own this thread.

 

[Anonymous]

This is poetry;
Haiku at its very best.
You so own this thread.

This is a self rec.
Narcissism at its worst.
Grow some nads, loser !!!

 

[Anonymous]

This is poetry;
Haiku at its very best.
You so own this thread.

You are right my friend.
I'm King and I own this thread.
No one can compete !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You are right my friend.
I'm King and I own this thread.
No one can compete !!!

Talking to yourself?
After attacking yourself?

Look at your nonsense.
My abundant wealth is real.
Your wife adores me !!!!!

Infants can haiku!
You probably suck your thumb.
Do you still wet pants?


Someone else hates you?
Or you have attacked yourself??
YOU can't fix stupid !!!!

You're kinda Psycho !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Psycho Corn State Dweeb
"Has" Wall Street Cash and Watson
'Cause he's two people !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Psycho Corn State Dweeb
"Has" Wall Street Cash and Watson
'Cause he's two people !!!!

Why use laugh icon?
Your Haikus are the lamest.
Must be a D. M.

 

[Anonymous]

This is a self rec.
Narcissism at its worst.
Grow some nads, loser !!!

Using the word "nads?"
Be a man and just say "balls."
You are a cuckhold.

 

[Anonymous]

Why use laugh icon?
Your Haikus are the lamest.
Must be a D. M.

No, yours are lamest.
That's why YOU need to rec them.
Cause no one else will !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Using the word "nads?"
Be a man and just say "balls."
You are a cuckhold.

You know about balls!
You've caressed lots in your time!
When you weren't with ewes !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

This is poetry;
Haiku at its very best.
You so own this thread.

POSTER ANSWERS SELF!
SUCH A JOKE, YOU ARE THE BEST,
BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL.

 

[Anonymous]

This board has been lame.
Just like all of our products
And management team.

 

[Anonymous]

Catering lunches.
Dropping samples at front desk.
Keep Christ in Christmas.

 

[Anonymous]

This thread is so dead.
Like the dead weight managers.
Got to go cater !!!!!