Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Birds, they soar so high.
The horizon, it beckons.
I just shit on you !!!!!

Well, that's stupid, Douche!
Your poems aren't relevant!
Hey! That's just like you !!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Well, that's stupid, Douche!
Your poems aren't relevant!
Hey! That's just like you !!!!!!!

But, its creative.
Not shit for brains trash you post.
Damn, I am elite !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Ahhh, you're just jealous,
Of the bitchslaps I give you,
Again and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My stocks are way up.
Made thirty K this morning !!!
In twenty minutes !!!

My tee time is twelve.
I need to shower and dress.
Who is jealous now?

 

[Anonymous]

My stocks are way up.
Made thirty K this morning !!!
In twenty minutes !!!

Corn state dweeb shows pride.
Daddy's corn survived the drought.
Dweeb fantasizes.

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb shows pride.
Daddy's corn survived the drought.
Dweeb fantasizes.

I had a great round.
You lack original thoughts.
Shot seventy six !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I had a great round.
You lack original thoughts.
Shot seventy six !!!!!

Corn state dweeb putt-putts.
Livin' Large in Missouri !!
Now dine on catfish!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb putt-putts.
Livin' Large in Missouri !!
Now dine on catfish!

Again? The Corn State?
You need to expand your thoughts.
Become great; like me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Well, that's stupid, Douche!
Your poems aren't relevant!
Hey! That's just like you !!!!!!!

You, in the vortex.
Your mind is a vast abyss.
And the beat goes on !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You, in the vortex.
Your mind is a vast abyss.
And the beat goes on !!!

You, more bad English.
And you only beat your meat.
You are a sad dweeb!

 

[Anonymous]

You, more bad English.
And you only beat your meat.
You are a sad dweeb!

This is your concern?
Thesaurus, know what that is?
Be a champ; like me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

She moves in closer.
And she said to me; she said...
"You are amazing !!!!!"

 

[Anonymous]

Be a champ; like me !!!!!

No one wants to be
A fake, loser chump like you !!!!!
Your life is empty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Personal trainer;
Just finished...what a workout.
Now; shower with her !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

No one wants to be
A fake, loser chump like you !!!!!
Your life is empty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can be like me.
Really; I can teach you how.
Nah; you're a loser !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Haiku softly sings
And a word picture is formed.
A feast for the mind.

I'm so good at this.
Like my creativity???
Something that you lack !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Personal trainer;
Just finished...what a workout.
Now; shower with her !!!!!

Corn state dweeb makes friends
Behind the barn with Dad's ewe
Dweeb needs Psych drugs, Stat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You can be like me.
Really; I can teach you how.
Nah; you're a loser !!!!!

EEWWWWW to the ewe, Douche !!
NO ONE wants to see that crime !!!!
You got Sheen's 'Winning' !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb makes friends
Behind the barn with Dad's ewe
Dweeb needs Psych drugs, Stat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparent envy.
You're hung up on the midwest.
New York won't have you !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Still after your Charms?
Use them to fix your grammar!
Sorry, can't fix douchebag!

You are a felon.
Bubba had his way with you.
He used prison lube !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You enjoy Bubba.
Then you beg for his cell mate.
You toss their salads !!!!!