Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Watson Pharma's dead.
No more posts of consequence,
Just lying haikus.

 

[Anonymous]

Watson Pharma's dead.
No more posts of consequence,
Just lying haikus.

Hey! I've been honest!
I've called out the fake trav'ler.
Who enjoys gay luv!

 

[Anonymous]

Fall weather is cool.
Am headed to Tahiti.
I drink Gatorade.

 

[Anonymous]

Fall weather is cool.
Am headed to Tahiti.
I drink Gatorade.

This haiku's so sweet.
Tahiti is like Key West?
You'll get your fill there.

 

[Anonymous]

I own many things;
Cars, boats, homes, cool cash, women.
I own this thread too !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I own many things;
Cars, boats, homes, cool cash, women.
I own this thread too !!!!!

Do you own tools, too?
Doesn't matter, you're a Tool!
And PipPIE owns you!

 

[Anonymous]

I love TriBeCa.
Had breakfast with DeNiro.
He paid the bill too !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I love TriBeCa.
Had breakfast with DeNiro.
He paid the bill too !!!!!

Don't lie, you douchebag!
You paid PipPIE dineros!
So you'd FEEL the love.

 

[Anonymous]

Don't lie, you douchebag!
You paid PipPIE dineros!
So you'd FEEL the love.

This is all you got?
Envy? Epic night ahead !!!!!
Heading to TenJune !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

This is all you got?
Envy? Epic night ahead !!!!!
Heading to TenJune !!!!!

Corn state dweebs don't know
But actually, it's Tenjune.
Keep dreamin', Douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweebs don't know
But actually, it's Tenjune.
Keep dreamin', Douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey stupid moron,
Eight syllables in line two.
Bow to me now, fool !!!

We are leaving now.
There's my Escalade limo.
Don't wait up for me !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't lie, you douchebag!
You paid PipPIE dineros!
So you'd FEEL the love.

Why reply wee man?
You, below expectations.
Kiss my pinky ring !!!

 

[Anonymous]

We are leaving now.
There's my Escalade limo.
Don't wait up for me !!!

Corn State dweeb pretends.
Company car's Escalade.
Wendy's is Tenjune.

 

[Anonymous]

wee man?

Still after your Charms?
Use them to fix your grammar!
Sorry, can't fix douchebag!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn State dweeb pretends.
Company car's Escalade.
Wendy's is Tenjune.

We all laugh at you.
Cater the lunch, get the sigs.
"Hello Panera?"

My mind is so vast.
Your waistline is forty six.
Think about salads !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

We all laugh at you.
Cater the lunch, get the sigs.
"Hello Panera?"

My mind is so vast.
Your waistline is forty six.
Think about salads !!!!!

Sorry corn state dweeb
Pretends, pretends, and pretends.
Get a real life, Douche!

 

[Anonymous]

Sorry corn state dweeb
Pretends, pretends, and pretends.
Get a real life, Douche!

Wow, you are so lame !!!
Line two is MOST creative !!!
Mommy must be proud !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Wow, you are so lame !!!
Line two is MOST creative !!!
Mommy must be proud !!!

Ahhh, you're just jealous,
Of the bitchslaps I give you,
Again and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Still after your Charms?
Use them to fix your grammar!
Sorry, can't fix douchebag!

Birds, they soar so high.
The horizon, it beckons.
I just shit on you !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Ahhh, you're just jealous,
Of the bitchslaps I give you,
Again and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealous? Not of you...
Mister numb from the neck up !!!
I am filthy rich !!!