Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

TB and minions
Life is an even grander experience
If you play in traffic until crushed

TB's minions there?
I thought he'd have eaten them.
Phony's still on roll.

 

[Anonymous]

TB and minions
Life is an even grander experience
If you play in traffic until crushed

This is not Haiku.
Follow the five, seven, five.
You are a disgrace !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Cowboys rule Philly.
Dog killer gets concussion.
His backup - LOSER

 

[Anonymous]

You want overtime?
Go drive a U P S truck.
Wait, that's what we do.

That, or cater food;
To fat staff at offices.
Oh man, shoot me now !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You want overtime?
Go drive a U P S truck.
Wait, that's what we do.

That, or cater food;
To fat staff at offices.
Oh man, shoot me now !!!

I don't cater lunch.
I don't work; I double dip.
Taking Watson's cash !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I don't cater lunch.
I don't work; I double dip.
Taking Watson's cash !!!

At will employees.
Sue forging sigs overtime.
Integrity reigns.

 

[Anonymous]

Dolt claims Biotech.
That's his code for McDonald's.
Yeah, add fries to that!

 

[Anonymous]

Dolt claims Biotech.
That's his code for McDonald's.
Yeah, add fries to that!

You are so clueless.
Stay here and cater lunches ???
Double dip - like me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I don't cater lunch.
I don't work; I double dip.
Taking Watson's cash !!!

You are a great man.
Please keep stealing cash my friend.
Watson deserves it.

 

[Anonymous]

Watson steals from us.
They threaten us with layoffs.
Management should go.

 

[Anonymous]

Watson steals from us.
They threaten us with layoffs.
Management should go.

You are in 3rd grade?
You voted for Obummer?
You sound like a Tool!

 

[Anonymous]

You are in 3rd grade?
You voted for Obummer?
You sound like a Tool!

Watson management
trolls this site to cover ass:
imbeciles at work.

 

[Anonymous]

Watson management
trolls this site to cover ass:
imbeciles at work.

Dolt learns a new word!
Posts 'imbecile' on all threads.
Look in the mirror!!

 

[Anonymous]

Dolt learns a new word!
Posts 'imbecile' on all threads.
Look in the mirror!!

Dolt this and dweeb that.
Why don't you try some new words?
You are a pussy !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Dolt learns a new word!
Posts 'imbecile' on all threads.
Look in the mirror!!

I looked in mirror
and I'm too pretty for you.
You need go elsewhere.

 

[Anonymous]

I looked in mirror
and I'm too pretty for you.
You need go elsewhere.

That sounds Very gay!
You manscape and have a murse?
Your haiku says Yes!

 

[Anonymous]

That sounds Very gay!
You manscape and have a murse?
Your haiku says Yes!

Who doesn't manscape?
Trim those pubes; the babes dig it.
Don't show that afro !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

That sounds Very gay!
You manscape and have a murse?
Your haiku says Yes!

Too pretty for you,
I'm too sexy for this shirt
You need look elsewhere.

 

[Anonymous]

Guns; this has to stop.
Look what happened to Abbosh.
Pray for those small kids.

 

[Anonymous]

We always play fair.
We do not move the samples.
We deliver food !!!