Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

This is getting old.
Dweeb this, corn state that, so weak.
Crawl out of your hole !!!!!

Be more creative.
Seek adventure in your life.
Stop sucking mom's teet !!!!!

Corn state dweeb complains
He's not really from corn state
Tell that to the ewe !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb complains
He's not really from corn state
Tell that to the ewe !!!!

Oh my God; really?
You lack imagination.
Who's your Daddy; ME !!!!!

I am world renowned.
I wheel and deal on Wall Street.
Kiss my diamond ring !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I am world renowned.
I wheel and deal on Wall Street.
Kiss my diamond ring !!!!!

Corn state dweeb is known
In his local greasy spoon
No one else bags ewes!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb is known
In his local greasy spoon
No one else bags ewes!

Your wife is ashamed;
Because you're a simpleton;
And a cuckhold too !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Oh my God; really?
You lack imagination.
Who's your Daddy; ME !!!!!

Corn state dweeb types note
To girlfriend on daddy's farm
Ewe just chews her cud

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb types note
To girlfriend on daddy's farm
Ewe just chews her cud

You're trying too hard
To keep pace with your Master.
Alas, you cannot !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You're trying too hard
To keep pace with your Master.
Alas, you cannot !!!!!

Corn state dweeb whispers
His feelings in girlfriend's ear
Ewe 'don't' understand

 

[Anonymous]

Just had surf and turf.
Four hundred dollar vino.
I spare no expense !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Just had surf and turf.
Four hundred dollar vino.
I spare no expense !!!!!

Corn state dweeb's great date:
Just pecker-tracked his dad's ewe.
And drank some Boone's Farm !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb's great date:
Just pecker-tracked his dad's ewe.
And drank some Boone's Farm !!!

Why all the hate son?
You know I am filthy rich.
Shine my shoes now boy !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb types note
To girlfriend on daddy's farm
Ewe just chews her cud

They call me the boss.
They respect and fear me too.
You call me "Daddy" !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

They call me the boss.
They respect and fear me too.
You call me "Daddy" !!!!!

Corn state dweeb gives speech.
To all barnyard animals.
He's not lying here!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn state dweeb gives speech.
To all barnyard animals.
He's not lying here!

You smoke too much crack.
And, you toss the salad crack.
You are Bubba's pet !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You smoke too much crack.
And, you toss the salad crack.
You are Bubba's pet !!!!!

The ewe's not your pet.
The ewe is your best girlfriend.
You're Corn State Lovers!

 

[Anonymous]

The ewe's not your pet.
The ewe is your best girlfriend.
You're Corn State Lovers!

I won forty grand
On N F L this weekend !
You author Corn State !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I won forty grand
On N F L this weekend !
You author Corn State !!!!!

I author Corn State.
You play winning 40 grand!
Well... Your ewe love's real !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I author Corn State.
You play winning 40 grand!
Well... Your ewe love's real !!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, this makes no sense.
You drunk in Parsippany ??
What a little dope.

 

[Anonymous]

Wow, this makes no sense.
You drunk in Parsippany ??
What a little dope.

You're illiterate?
You regress when bagging ewes??
A Corn State Dummy !!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I gave twenty grand
To Sandy relief efforts.
You; don't penny pinch.

 

[Anonymous]

TB and minions
Life is an even grander experience
If you play in traffic until crushed