Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

My ego IS huge.
Why, cause I make tons of cash.
Double dip...screw work !!!!!

Double dip ego.
You're no rep 'cause you don't work.
Sand "dip" pays you cash?

 

[Anonymous]

Me, early to rise.
Run on beach then golf Doral.
Get your sigs ya fool !!!!!

Tough course; shot eighty.
Now, tasty Cuban cigar.
Later - Set Nightclub.

 

[Anonymous]

Tough course; shot eighty.
Now, tasty Cuban cigar.
Later - Set Nightclub.

Tasty cigar, huh?
So, you pushed it up your butt?
EWWWWW!!! Douchebag Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Tasty cigar, huh?
So, you pushed it up your butt?
EWWWWW!!! Douchebag Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You, a ten year old.
Me, wealthy and successful.
You so envy me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You, a ten year old.
Me, wealthy and successful.
You so envy me !!!!!

You, bad English. Duh!
I am much more eloquent!
You're just a douchebag!

 

[Anonymous]

Tough course; shot eighty.
Now, tasty Cuban cigar.
Later - Set Nightclub.

Epic night; slept in.
Just got finished jet skiing.
Did you cater lunch ?????

 

[Anonymous]

Epic night; slept in.
Just got finished jet skiing.
Did you cater lunch ?????

You had epic night?
Sounds like PipPIE slammed you hard!!
I bet you are sore!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You had epic night?
Sounds like PipPIE slammed you hard!!
I bet you are sore!!!!!!!

This is all you got?
You are weak; live with your mom?
Live the dream...like me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Epic night; slept in.
Just got finished jet skiing.
Did you cater lunch ?????

You're no rep, just fool.
You don't double dip either.
Lie like Obama.

 

[Anonymous]

This is all you got?
You are weak; live with your mom?
Live the dream...like me !!!!!

There is NOBODY
Who dreams up big travel LIES
While having gay sex!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

There is NOBODY
Who dreams up big travel LIES
While having gay sex!!!!!!!!!!!

Alas, woe is you !!!
Luxury defines my life.
"Servant, more juice; NOW" !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Once upon a time ...
... I met a wee Watson rep.
HA, now I own him !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Indigent patient;
Seeks Watson pharm rep for cure.
No cure here - he died !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Alas, woe is you !!!
Luxury defines my life.
"Servant, more juice; NOW" !!!!!

Now this is Haiku.
Creative and has substance.
Not second grade words !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Now this is Haiku.
Creative and has substance.
Not second grade words !!!!!

You're no third party!
You are the Back Pocket Turd!
You seem to like crap!

 

[Anonymous]

Alas, woe is you !!!
Luxury defines my life.
"Servant, more juice; NOW" !!!!!

You take PipPIE's 'juice'!
Lots and Lots of it, sounds like!
Fake travel, Real Luv!!

 

[Anonymous]

More child-like replies.
Grow up and be smart like me.
I am wealthy too !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

The rich get richer.
A snake in the grass backstabs.
Watson is vomit.

 

[Anonymous]

It is ten fifteen.
Going out for steak dinner.
Then, clubbing til dawn !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I cry tears of joy.
Eight grand every other week.
See, I double dip !!!!!