Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Don't be a Pinhead!
You are a Dolt CC Rep!
And not one thing more.

Yo - low I Q tool;
Don't try to compete with me.
I own you; wee lad !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Such a great reply !!!
You lack creativity.
What a simpleton !!!!!

Yo - low I Q tool;
Don't try to compete with me.
I own you; wee lad !!!

You seem like a stooge.
Not quite 'getting' my bitchslaps.
But your cheeks are RED...

...Or Maybe they're green?
'wee lad'? WTF?? Geezuz!
You're a leprechaun???

 

[Anonymous]

You seem like a stooge.
Not quite 'getting' my bitchslaps.
But your cheeks are RED...

...Or Maybe they're green?
'wee lad'? WTF?? Geezuz!
You're a leprechaun???

I feel bad for you.
You lack simple competence.
My life is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

No one can compete.
I own this thread; a genius.
You can bow to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allen here; Hwa's son.
Me rike dis author; he good.
He own da Haiku !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I feel bad for you.
You lack simple competence.
My life is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!

'Cause of Lucky Charms?
Or because you blow PipPIE??
Not much of a life!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

'Cause of Lucky Charms?
Or because you blow PipPIE??
Not much of a life!!!!!!!!!!!

The same dumb replies.
Ryder Cup for me today.
You, buy new panties !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

The same dumb replies.
Ryder Cup for me today.
You, buy new panties !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You meant Rider Cup.
Where PipPIE rides and cups you.
While you wear panties.

 

[Anonymous]

You meant Rider Cup.
Where PipPIE rides and cups you.
While you wear panties.

This is your reply ?????
Your head is mush...empty space.
You are pathetic !!!!!

You wear the panties !!!!
Your wife; she does wear the pants.
I own you; ya tool !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

'Cause of Lucky Charms?
Or because you blow PipPIE??
Not much of a life!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning loser.
Sleep well in your pink jammies ?????
Did the wife beat you ?????

 

[Anonymous]

She gave you warm milk.
Then read a bedtime story.
Oops; you wet the bed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Ahhh, you are just a
PipPIE blowing, and panties
wearing, douchebag fool!

Glad I got your goat!
I seem to get it often.
As I bitchslap you.

 

[Anonymous]

She gave you warm milk.
Then read a bedtime story.
Oops; you wet the bed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sissy Watson boys,
That's why the girls dominate.
Boys don't have a pair.

 

[Anonymous]

Whats with you and goats?
And, this Pippie talk; so gay.
We all laugh at you !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Whats with you and goats?
And, this Pippie talk; so gay.
We all laugh at you !!!!!

Don't be so stupid!
Only your Turd and you laugh.
All else side with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't be so stupid!
Only your Turd and you laugh.
All else side with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you reply?
Because you know I am great.
You yearn to be me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Whats with you and goats?
And, this Pippie talk; so gay.
We all laugh at you !!!!!

Sissies' back and forth,
Haiku reduced to bad joke.
Neither grows a pair.

"It's all about me!"
That's the best you've got? Grow up!
Egocentric ass.

Butt you'll bore us more.
Staying with your stooge drivel.
You should close haiku.

 

[Anonymous]

Sissies' back and forth,
Haiku reduced to bad joke.
Neither grows a pair.

"It's all about me!"
That's the best you've got? Grow up!
Egocentric ass.

Butt you'll bore us more.
Staying with your stooge drivel.
You should close haiku.

My ego IS huge.
Why, cause I make tons of cash.
Double dip...screw work !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

My ego IS huge.
Why, cause I make tons of cash.
Double dip...screw work !!!!!

I left him speechless.
Add that to fact he's mindless !!!
Off to Miami !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm in Miami.
My beachfront condo looks great.
Cater that lunch; tool !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm in Miami.
My beachfront condo looks great.
Cater that lunch; tool !!!!!

Me, early to rise.
Run on beach then golf Doral.
Get your sigs ya fool !!!!!