Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

I own your Momma.
I earn more money than you.
You yearn to be me !!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I am so pleased to
Get Diarrhea Boy's Goat!
Can you feel his rage??

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA - I SOOO own him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All HA's shows one thing.
You cannot write the Haiku.
Why am I better ???

 

[Anonymous]

I am so pleased to
Get Diarrhea Boy's Goat!
Can you feel his rage??

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA - I SOOO own him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA cries the moron.
While his sad wife moans AHHH, AHHH
When I bang her twat !!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

This is your moment
All CAPS and pride of a nerd.
You know I own you.
HA cries the moron.
While his sad wife moans AHHH, AHHH
When I bang her twat !!!!!!
I own your Momma.
I earn more money than you.
You yearn to be me !!!!!!!!

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Ummm, right Diarrhea Boy! Phonin' in:

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Another Monday.
Work day for the rest of you.
Not me; gone fishing.

 

[Anonymous]

Another Monday.
Work day for the rest of you.
Not me; gone fishing.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Heading to South Beach.
My suite at The Delano.
Stay thirsty my friends.

 

[Anonymous]

Heading to South Beach.
My suite at The Delano.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Heading to South Beach.
My suite at The Delano.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Ate at Perricone's.
On the A List at Rok Bar.
Epic night ahead.

 

[Anonymous]

Ate at Perricone's.
On the A List at Rok Bar.
Epic night ahead.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Ate at Perricone's.
On the A List at Rok Bar.
Epic night ahead.

Was an epic night.
Eighteen today at Doral.
Tee time is at one.

 

[Anonymous]

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Why u hatin' me?
I'll let you hang out with me.
In your dreams ya douche !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Was an epic night.
Eighteen today at Doral.
Tee time is at one.
Why u hatin' me?
I'll let you hang out with me.
In your dreams ya douche !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Is that all you got.
You lack creativity.
Me, I own your ass.

 

[Anonymous]

Shot 4 over par.
Not bad, first time at Doral.
I could play on tour.

 

[Anonymous]

Is that all you got.
You lack creativity.
Me, I own your ass.
Shot 4 over par.
Not bad, first time at Doral.
I could play on tour.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

You need to ramp up.
This is best reply you got.
You are a sad tool.

 

[Anonymous]

You need to ramp up.
This is best reply you got.
You are a sad tool.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Is the Turd done yet?
Any more squirts of Mortons?
Watch! He'll come post now!!
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[Anonymous]

Headed to SoCal.
Own a condo, Newport Beach.
I am livin' large !!!!!