Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

You take pride in this?
I am proud I double dip.
Could buy and sell you !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could buy and sell me????????????????????
Nope, don't trade in make-believe.
Only Losers brag!

 

[Anonymous]

I do double dip.
Make One Nine Oh K per year.
Im thirty; alls great.

 

[Anonymous]

Could buy and sell me????????????????????
Nope, don't trade in make-believe.
Only Losers brag!

You know you make shit.
I bought and sold your lame wife.
I am the greatest.

 

[Anonymous]

You know you make shit.
I bought and sold your lame wife.
I am the greatest.

You're a great Buffoon!
Lost grip on reality!
Come back to Earth, Turd!!

 

[Anonymous]

You're a great Buffoon!
Lost grip on reality!
Come back to Earth, Turd!!

Dull, boring reply.
What is eighty less fifty?
Answer; your I Q !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Dull, boring reply.
What is eighty less fifty?
Answer; your I Q !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dip at Watson?
Seems like they're smarter than that.
They trash their reps too.

 

[Anonymous]

Rainy day today.
Off to Foxwoods to gamble.
Going with ten grand !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Rainy day today.
Off to Foxwoods to gamble.
Going with ten grand !!!!!

Going with ten grand ?????
Monopoly cash ain't real!
Don't be too stupid!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks for your concern.
Doubled down and won four grand.
Now, up seven thou !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Finished nine grand up.
Now at M.S.G., Rangers.
Next stop, Del Frisco's.

 

[Anonymous]

Finished nine grand up.
Now at M.S.G., Rangers.
Next stop, Del Frisco's.

Douchebag feels better.
When he lists his lies right here.
How's that workin' out??

 

[Anonymous]

Douchebag feels better.
When he lists his lies right here.
How's that workin' out??

Why do you envy?
You know I'm livin' the dream.
You could too, dummy !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Douchebag feels better.
When he lists his lies right here.
How's that workin' out??

Seventy today.
Sailing on Long Island Sound.
Don't be a hater !!!

 

[Anonymous]

In Port Jefferson.
We ate lunch at Wave Seafood.
Tonight; The City.

 

[Anonymous]

In Port Jefferson.
We ate lunch at Wave Seafood.
Tonight; The City.

IT'S DIARRHEA!!!
That's what's in your mouth and brain!
It leaks here! Badly!!

 

[Anonymous]

IT'S DIARRHEA!!!
That's what's in your mouth and brain!
It leaks here! Badly!!

First line is all caps.
Sign of a jealous, sad dork.
Bye, off to SoHo.

 

[Anonymous]

First line is all caps.
Sign of a jealous, sad dork.
Bye, off to SoHo.

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

Had dinner, SoHo.
Then hit Tenjune, West Village.
Partied with Jay - Z.

 

[Anonymous]

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

Jus chilled out all day.
Now off to Peter Lugers.
Brooklyn is the bomb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Thank you for posting
My "Poop" post before your two!
It adds perspective!