Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Here is something new.
You hate me cause I own you.
Why is this so true.
A rhyming Haiku.
My talents are vast, endless.
That is why I'm great.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Ten,ten - just woke up.
Tomorrow to Augusta.
Don't envy my life.

Im in Augusta.
Off to huge sponsors party.
The fun has begun.

 

[Anonymous]

Im in Augusta.
Off to huge sponsors party.
The fun has begun.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

He has oily hair.
He fellates the big boss man.
He is such a gnome.

This clown is a chump.
What a phony ass kisser.
He should be fired NOW.

 

[Anonymous]

Stephens can't take truth.
He is a scared little gnome.
He will soon be gone.

 

[Anonymous]

Diarrhea Boy??
It has been about 1 week.
Talk of New York, NOW!!
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[Anonymous]

This clown is a chump.
What a phony ass kisser.
He should be fired NOW.

Greasy little gnome.
Such a toxic worthless being.
Why is he still here?

 

[Anonymous]

Greasy little gnome.
Such a toxic worthless being.
Why is he still here?

Haiku idiot!
Second line requires seven.
Can't you count, CC?

 

[Anonymous]

I'm back home from Spain.
Barcelona and Madrid.
What's up, you failures !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm back home from Spain.
Barcelona and Madrid.
What's up, you failures !!!

Hey! Diarrhea Boy's back! Think I'll phone it in:

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

At home in SoHo
You wish you were in Madrid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get your sigs FUCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

At home in SoHo
You wish you were in Madrid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get your sigs FUCKFACE !!!!!!!!!!

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

At THE STADIUM
Am next to Reggie Jackson
I own you fuckface !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

At THE STADIUM
Am next to Reggie Jackson
I own you fuckface !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Greasy little gnome.
Such a toxic worthless being.
Why is he still here?

Stephens is a hose bag.
Receives bodily fluids .
Found his niche in life.

 

[Anonymous]

Stephens is a hose bag.
Receives bodily fluids .
Found his niche in life.

Hey Dummy CC!
Your first line has 6, not 5.
Try counting fingers.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Dummy CC!
Your first line has 6, not 5.
Try counting fingers.

It's haiku police,
I got it all correct dude.
I went to Stanford.

 

[Anonymous]

It's haiku police,
I got it all correct dude.
I went to Stanford.

No. You're not correct.
You can't even count to 5.
That's why you're Watson.

 

[Anonymous]

Stephens is a hose bag.
Receives bodily fluids .
Found his niche in life.

Five in the first line.
Seven in the second line.
You're Stanford CC?

 

[Anonymous]

Five in the first line.
Seven in the second line.
You're Stanford CC?

more important than the proper syllables is THE MESSAGE! This board is so lame, I would rather see provocative messages than play the immature haiku minutia. Grow up haiku D bag!!!