Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Why all the envy?
You could have what I have; Not !!!
You are pathetic.

 

[Anonymous]

NCAA hoops.
Watchin' games all afternoon.
Parade tomorrow.

 

[Anonymous]

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

Every day is new.
My life is pure excitement.
Your life - not so much !!!

 

[Anonymous]

OOPS, you stupid Boob!
Two of your three posts lack mine!
Use "squirt" when you post!

 

[Anonymous]

You know I'm better.
You hate me because of that.
You suck at sales too.

 

[Anonymous]

Go to sleep now, tool.
My big night will start at ten.
Yo, Upper West Side.

 

[Anonymous]

OOPS, you stupid Boob!
Two of your three posts lack mine!
Use "squirt" when you post!

"OOPS you stupid Boob!"
Really, you just posted that?
Girl, how gay are you ??????????????????

 

[Anonymous]

"OOPS you stupid Boob!"
Really, you just posted that?
Girl, how gay are you ??????????????????

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

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[Anonymous]

Starting at O'Neill's.
St. Patrick's parade all day.
Tonight, McSorley's.

 

[Anonymous]

Starting at O'Neill's.
St. Patrick's parade all day.
Tonight, McSorley's.

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yeah, ummm, thanks. i'll just phone this in:
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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Yesterday was great.
Again, parade was awesome.
Brunch, Bubby's later.

 

[Anonymous]

Yesterday was great.
Again, parade was awesome.
Brunch, Bubby's later.

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yeah, lemmee phone this one in too.
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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

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yeah, lemmee phone this one in too.
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You don't know Haiku.
Must be a dimwit, loser.
Go sync your hand held !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You don't know Haiku.
Must be a dimwit, loser.
Go sync your hand held !!!!!

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Stupid piece of shit.
Do you understand the thread.
You sad low life trash

 

[Anonymous]

I own your sad ass.
Your Mom should have aborted
you, ya dumb moron.

 

[Anonymous]

Midwestern farm boy.
Dream of sex with your sister.
Stop grabbing your cock.

 

[Anonymous]

Stupid piece of shit.
Do you understand the thread.
You sad low life trash
.
I own your sad ass.
Your Mom should have aborted
you, ya dumb moron.

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A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

I am so pleased to
Get Diarrhea Boy's Goat!
Can you feel his rage??

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA - I SOOO own him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I am so pleased to
Get Diarrhea Boy's Goat!
Can you feel his rage??

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA - I SOOO own him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your moment
All CAPS and pride of a nerd.
You know I own you.