Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

I turned him back on!
I OWN Diarrhea Boy!!!!!!!
Now, I'll phone it in!

 

[Anonymous]

your mom must be proud
of the waste she labored for.
I write best Haikus.

 

[Anonymous]

I turned him back on!
I OWN Diarrhea Boy!!!!!!!
Now, I'll phone it in!

have fun this weekend;
schedule lunches - sync handheld.
I'll be on the beach.

 

[Anonymous]

I turned him back on!
I OWN Diarrhea Boy!!!!!!!
Now, I'll phone it in!

always the same words.
"diarrhea, phone it in."
So uncreative.

 

[Anonymous]

your mom must be proud
of the waste she labored for.
I write best Haikus.
have fun this weekend;
schedule lunches - sync handheld.
I'll be on the beach.
always the same words.
"diarrhea, phone it in."
So uncreative.

.

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Morning in SoCal.
A little marine layer.
Golf - Pelican Hill.

 

[Anonymous]

Morning in SoCal.
A little marine layer.
Golf - Pelican Hill.

.

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Holy shit - boring.
Least other dude pens substance.
You - got no talent.

 

[Anonymous]

Morning in SoCal.
A little marine layer.
Golf - Pelican Hill.

Back home from SoCal.
Later this week, Augusta.
Four days; The Masters.

 

[Anonymous]

Morning in SoCal.
A little marine layer.
Golf - Pelican Hill.
Back home from SoCal.
Later this week, Augusta.
Four days; The Masters.

.,

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Quick bite in SoHo.
Private party at Tenjune.
Same thoughtless reply ?????

 

[Anonymous]

Holy shit - boring.
Least other dude pens substance.
You - got no talent.

Spot on amigo.
You recognize my true skills.
We are both superb !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Stephens is a worm.
Insecure little weasel.
Throws reps under bus.

 

[Anonymous]

Doin' it for years.
His reps really do hate him.
Abbosh hated him.

 

[Anonymous]

Quick bite in SoHo.
Private party at Tenjune.
Same thoughtless reply ?????

Absolutely! Drivel is not worth my creativity, Diarrhea Boy.

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Stephens is a worm.
Insecure little weasel.
Throws reps under bus.

He has oily hair.
He fellates the big boss man.
He is such a gnome.

 

[Anonymous]

Ten,ten - just woke up.
Tomorrow to Augusta.
Don't envy my life.

 

[Anonymous]

Ten,ten - just woke up.
Tomorrow to Augusta.
Don't envy my life.

.,

A brown turd squirts what?
Well, lots more Diarrhea!!
Got ANYTHING New?

 

[Anonymous]

Here is something new.
You hate me cause I own you.
Why is this so true.

 

[Anonymous]

A rhyming Haiku.
My talents are vast, endless.
That is why I'm great.