Your wife likes me wearing a hoodie when I whitewash her tonsils, and she likes it even better if I tickle her bunger with a studded glove at the same time.
your mom was always good to me too!
Almost. Keep trying little buddy. Your feeble attempts at insults are laughable. This is like trying to teach math to a re**rd.
Like this:
You can’t wait for Saturday night to hang your sock on the door, pour yourself a solo cup of MD 20/20, give yourself a stranger, and your favorite nightcap of posting on Cafepharma.
You buy your dress clothes, groceries, and home furniture in the same store.
You buy Natural Ice beer, and try to crush the unopened cans on your head.
You buy your electronics from Target.
You can’t get a date, and you’re a virgin.
You listen at the doors of your roommates.
You wanted to be a pornstar, but you found out that you couldn’t do it fully clothed.
You wet the bed until you were 11 years-old, and you slept in your mother’s underwear all through high school.
You browse and post on Cafepharma on Saturday nights! AZ is good to you, son!