Why choose masterbation?

[Anonymous]

It's well known in the industry that Amgen execs are super freaks!

 

[Anonymous]

This is the only way right handed executives will know what the left hand is doing. Makes sense, doesn't it?

 

[Anonymous]

How can one not read the bs here and not want to whack their weasel out of contempt and piss-offedness!

 

[Anonymous]

well said georgie boy

 

[Anonymous]

Whacka whack the woodie von stiffler!

 

[Anonymous]

In my teens, I think my record was 10 times in one day, now I'm lucky if I can get 1 a day. Should I be exercising more?

 

[Anonymous]

In my teens, I think my record was 10 times in one day, now I'm lucky if I can get 1 a day. Should I be exercising more?

choking the bishop is good for the old prostate. watch some porn.

 

[Anonymous]

masturbation..it's the peeplos choice. go peeeplos go peeeplos!

 

[Anonymous]

are you left handed or right ?

 

[Anonymous]

are you left handed or right ?

left handed but I use my right so I think it's someone else.

 

[Anonymous]

Why Cuba not Sweden? Chavez has something to do with this decision?

 

[Anonymous]

Just think, instant relief with no deductible, co-pay or co-insurance issues!

 

[Anonymous]

It's the only way to go!

 

[Anonymous]

and now dividend payments. I'm really getting off this weekend!

 

[Anonymous]

Ompla Ompla ditty ditty do.

 

[Anonymous]

yes eye wood

 

[Anonymous]

We're Amgen , what other options do we cursed folks have ?

 

[Anonymous]

Go ask Joshieboy. Him got the answers!

 

[Anonymous]

Him not answering the phone or emails.

 

[Anonymous]

Is Amgen really thinking about setting up private masturbation booths in restrooms as a way of relieving sexual tension between it's office employees. I applaud this novel yet bold approach by HR . Amgen is ready to pass Genentech on the "best workplace" ranking!