Why choose masterbation?

[Anonymous]

Don't matter if you are left handed or right.

 

[Anonymous]

Cum on babes, you know the drill!

 

[Anonymous]

How about those hotties from Pfizer!

 

[Anonymous]

They are hot, for sure!

 

[Anonymous]

They're not as hot as the transplants from merck

 

[Anonymous]

Have you seen those hotties coming off the Roche coach!???

 

[Anonymous]

You Amgen putzes, tweebs, twits, and sneerds are living proof why this posting is necessary and poignant!

 

[Anonymous]

say it again lucy.

 

[Anonymous]

the home for pharma's biggest losers.

 

[Anonymous]

Because you are never left feeling disappointed !

And you thought I have left this post ! Never again !

 

[Anonymous]

Checkout your Ceo's pay. doesn't it make you want to jerk off on his head?

 

[Anonymous]

Checkout your Ceo's pay. doesn't it make you want to jerk off on his head?

Hey, you really add the zenith, in valueless comments. Since your mind quit working, your other idea seems to offer itself as a good partner. It's always nice to have a close friend at hand.

 

[Anonymous]

Hey twit, zenith went out of business years ago and my mindless dribble is especially directed at people like you whose intellect is bush league , at best. Banter about as you spout your assinine limericks! You girlyboys slay me !

 

[Anonymous]

Polishing my woodie is free and tends to releive my sexual tensions. What about you?

 

[Anonymous]

I'd like to relieve my sexual tensions by helping you polish your woody and maybe the woody of your friends. We could have a really gay old time, you think Chester?

 

[Anonymous]

Let's have all our dumbass V Ps polish them woodies!@

 

[Anonymous]

Let's hope they do it rough style and end up with a handfull of deep splinters!

 

[Anonymous]

Have you read the results of the recent Boner Health Review? It's a stiffer!

 

[Anonymous]

Successful, intense, screaming out loud masturbation is the best gift of the free world!

Isn't it time you got a handle on it men?

 

[Anonymous]

masturbation is so handy!!!!