Why choose masterbation?

[Anonymous]

MASTURBATION ................................the peoples choice y"all !

 

[Anonymous]

sTROKE IT, POKE IT, OR SMOKE IT !

 

[Anonymous]

At Amgen functions, you wear a condom on your foot or your head ?

 

[Anonymous]

Get bent you Amgen sexual freeks!

 

[Anonymous]

I always wear the head to shoulder variety. What about you ?

 

[Anonymous]

I do the same !

 

[Anonymous]

Amgen, what does the name really stand for ?

 

[Anonymous]

AMGEN stands for ........


American
Midgets
Glorified
Energized &
Neutured

 

[Anonymous]

It's the people's choice scumbag!

 

[Anonymous]

And we all know that Joe wanted it that way before he resigned! We love ya Joe!

 

[Anonymous]

if you are taking cialis and have a four hour erection, mastarbation is the best relief!

 

[Anonymous]

I'd prefer a bj!

 

[Anonymous]

I prefer neither.

 

[Anonymous]

why not?

 

[Anonymous]

Ask the Congressional weiner dude.....you can't get off any cheaper Trixie !

 

[Anonymous]

Ah cumm on now you Amgen premature ejaculators. The Amgen leadership has always been on Levitra since it's incentiom.

 

[Anonymous]

Director CK would be so proud of all of you...She can't wait to shake your hands!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Executive leadership no longers greets each other with a handshake, instead they exchange fist pumps. I wonder what they are fearful of ??????

 

[Anonymous]

They fear middle-finger HIV transmission !

 

[Anonymous]

Yes ! As well they should!