Why choose masterbation?

[Anonymous]

Well said and well presented.

 

[Anonymous]

Thank you. It was Mr. Keller that showed me the way!

 

[Anonymous]

That says it all, doesn't it?

 

[Anonymous]

I think so Richard.

 

[Anonymous]

RIF in October. This is October meathead.

 

[Anonymous]

RIF rats, bats, cats and more pussy.

 

[Anonymous]

I remember Merlyn Perkins stating that big cats may be dangerous bu a little pussy never hurt anyone!

 

[Anonymous]

is the fleshlight really that good or is it all marketing hype?

 

[Anonymous]

Fleshlight is wonderful as long as you prime it with ky jelly after every 10 or 11 sessions!

 

[Anonymous]

Let's occupy Amgen then have a masturbation clinic for all en mass!

 

[Anonymous]

Let's occupy Amgen then have a masturbation clinic for all en mass!

Your French is somewhat deficient but I admire your enthusiasm!

Don't forget the Saltines!

 

[Anonymous]

Mr. Saltines.......release the Kracken !!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Mr. Kracken, release the monster Saltines!

 

[Anonymous]

Let's do it folks !

 

[Anonymous]

Willy Wonka wanka wanka wanka !

 

[Anonymous]

Carnage: 2011.........why wait for it. Whack off now before it's too late!

 

[Anonymous]

AK in GRAAS is whacking SS...while DT is blowing CL

 

[Anonymous]

Having read the last few days posting, what else is left for all of us to feel good about ourselves.Whack and rub away boys and girls.

 

[Anonymous]

Nows the time!

 

[Anonymous]

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