Why choose masterbation?

[Anonymous]

Read all the other posting and then ask why? These people are a most pathetic lot much to the distain of their senior management that aren't any better!

Slime begets slime, et alia!

 

[Anonymous]

best conducted in parking garage or broom closets.

Oh Kevin lighten up. Not all your people have a director at their disposal

 

[Anonymous]

I can't lighten up. My director won't fit down into my disposal!

 

[Anonymous]

Let's face it. Masterbation after glow is as sensual and relaxing as it can be, without the guilt and thoughts about performance anxiety. There's the fact that you won't get an std or get pregnant. There's the wonderful expectation that you can indulge yourself any where, any time, and any place. Hotels worldwide protect your access to a wide range of sexual preferences a la their select movie channel conduit. Just ask Carmen Diaz for her take on this situation. Safe sex, release of sexual tension, no guilt , no promise to "call me" afterwards.

 

[Anonymous]

why not choose it?

 

[Anonymous]

You can use either hand, or some elses hand or foot or mechanical device. You see. it's so versitile!

 

[Anonymous]

It's much better than procasternation, ambevilance.ot hesitation.

 

[Anonymous]

With masturbation, you have no amgen remorse, do you ?

 

[Anonymous]

Only if there is repeated premature ejaculorlation!

 

[Anonymous]

Read all the other pathetic postings here. Thats why we are going to be here 24/7 for at least three years, expenses paid by competitors ! I hope you guys/girls get it

 

[Anonymous]

We've never had better guidance

 

[Anonymous]

Statistics show that night shift security officers engage in masturbation 10 times more than the daylight shift. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Not surprising!

 

[Anonymous]

Impossible to go against the people's choice, heh?

 

[Anonymous]

Mostly everyone does it but few admit to it.

 

[Anonymous]

It beats(?) our bonus plan for 2011!

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Amgen dickheads. Give us some other viable options that rival masturbation.

 

[Anonymous]

How about skydiving with out chutes!

 

[Anonymous]

How about skydiving with out chutes!

Thats right no chutes for the people. The golden chutes are reserved for B38.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, I agree! B38!

 

[Anonymous]

Masturbation remains the peoples choice for good reason. Respect our decision to do so!Whacka whacka whacka whacka then .........ahhhhhhhhh.......relief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!