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[Anonymous]

What do you expect from UHS has-beens?

Sorry to disappoint you but I am a former employee but not considered a "has been". Let's just say a person who left UHS. Either way it is better to be a "has been" than a "never was".

 

[Anonymous]

What a snarky retort. I imagine you must just be jealous about my being able to spend my time however I wish. I did my share of 3 shift inservices and making my share of rounds promoting NPWT devices. Develop a positive "can do" attitude and keep your "nose to the grindstone" and hopefully you will be able to retire and enjoy life before turning 80. But please refrain from such naughty name calling, it emphasizes your deficit with the English language.

You have officially won BS Master of the year. Wondering if you ever worked at UHS. If you did, and with your long winded wordy comments, you have probably made 3 calls per day.

 

[Anonymous]

You have officially won BS Master of the year. Wondering if you ever worked at UHS. If you did, and with your long winded wordy comments, you have probably made 3 calls per day.

Did not this guy say a while back that he was done with this thread. I guess when you are an Attention WH, you can never stop.

 

[Anonymous]

Did not this guy say a while back that he was done with this thread. I guess when you are an Attention WH, you can never stop.

Once again, my pithy comments have drawn a reaction which was all part of my master plan while fishing.

 

[Anonymous]

You have officially won BS Master of the year. Wondering if you ever worked at UHS. If you did, and with your long winded wordy comments, you have probably made 3 calls per day.

Oh my gosh. I am so excited. I can't believe I won. This is such an honor. I would like to thank my wife who made it possible for me to retire early, my customers who were always first with me, and everyone at UHS for making all this possible. You like me, you really like me....

 

[Anonymous]

Did not this guy say a while back that he was done with this thread. I guess when you are an Attention WH, you can never stop.

Do I detect a touch of jealousy. You probably started a thread that generated a massive 3 replies. You just keep trying and someday you may be successful. As to craving the attention, have you ever considered that there are motives to my responses? Perhaps there are some side wagers at play?????

Either way, I hope you enjoy these responses and do not get discouraged that you have to resort to "attention WH" retorts. Keep trying to better yourself and don't give up. Remember that it took Edison many attempts to find an element that would work on the lightbulb.

 

[Anonymous]

Once again, my pithy comments have drawn a reaction which was all part of my master plan while fishing.

Nice reply. However I did not make this one. I do acknowledge that it was a very good reply and accurately reflects my thoughs on that reply. Kudos and keep up the good work-it's time that those of us with intelligence continue to answer those who are limited with language and have to rely on "naughty" posts and words. Are, or were, you in sales?

 

[Anonymous]

Nice reply. However I did not make this one. I do acknowledge that it was a very good reply and accurately reflects my thoughs on that reply. Kudos and keep up the good work-it's time that those of us with intelligence continue to answer those who are limited with language and have to rely on "naughty" posts and words. Are, or were, you in sales?

Sure was. in Tennesee where men are men and so are the women.

 

[Anonymous]

Sure was. in Tennesee where men are men and so are the women.

Tennessee isn't such a bad place. It doesn't have any beaches, but we do spend time there in the summer fishing and hunting in the fall. I still prefer living at the beach though- nothing beats it. We enjoyed a stroll along the beach this morning, watching the Dolphins playing and the crabs scurrying around before the heat of the day. Nothing beats listening to the sound of sea gulls instead of traffic and noisy neighbors.

 

[Anonymous]

Tennessee isn't such a bad place. It doesn't have any beaches, but we do spend time there in the summer fishing and hunting in the fall. I still prefer living at the beach though- nothing beats it. We enjoyed a stroll along the beach this morning, watching the Dolphins playing and the crabs scurrying around before the heat of the day. Nothing beats listening to the sound of sea gulls instead of traffic and noisy neighbors.

Thanks Dave.

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks Dave.

Good try. But my name is not Dave. I can promise you that. Nice try though.

 

[Anonymous]

Good try. But my name is not Dave. I can promise you that. Nice try though.

Nice try Dave. We used to refer to you as Dave the Douche

 

[Anonymous]

Nice try Dave. We used to refer to you as Dave the Douche

You just keep telling yourself that I must be Dave. That's all that your simple mind can deduce, that I must be this "Dave". I am neither Dave nor Dave the Douche that you have convinced yourself I am. When you eliminate all the possible, whatever remains (no matter how unlikely) must be the truth. I believe you must be watching reruns of the X-Files "I want to believe" instead of focusing on "The truth is out there". I think you must be the poster that I said was sitting alone in your dark room wearing your tin foil hat believing in conspiracies. No conspiracy here Oliver Stone. I am not some UHS exec (past, present, nor future) nor a dude named Dave. You may be referring to the Dave I recall who was an exec, but I promise it is not me. Not even a "D" in any part of my name.
I am just a simple former UHS AE who enjoys a battle of wits even though most of the "nasty posters" enter the fray poorly out gunned and out-flanked.
Enjoy your day cause I am..... Everyday.

 

[Anonymous]

You just keep telling yourself that I must be Dave. That's all that your simple mind can deduce, that I must be this "Dave". I am neither Dave nor Dave the Douche that you have convinced yourself I am. When you eliminate all the possible, whatever remains (no matter how unlikely) must be the truth. I believe you must be watching reruns of the X-Files "I want to believe" instead of focusing on "The truth is out there". I think you must be the poster that I said was sitting alone in your dark room wearing your tin foil hat believing in conspiracies. No conspiracy here Oliver Stone. I am not some UHS exec (past, present, nor future) nor a dude named Dave. You may be referring to the Dave I recall who was an exec, but I promise it is not me. Not even a "D" in any part of my name.
I am just a simple former UHS AE who enjoys a battle of wits even though most of the "nasty posters" enter the fray poorly out gunned and out-flanked.
Enjoy your day cause I am..... Everyday.

Thanks for usual love my wind response Dave. You are a douche

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks for usual love my wind response Dave. You are a douche

Do you not check your posts for grammatical or spelling errors before posting? Or at least checking to make certain that they make any sense at all? Perhaps that IS how you talk in the world of reality, like a Neanderthal. Fire good, fire bad, must eat!! I didn't mean for you to get your loincloth in a Bunch with my previous reply. Once again you respond to my pithy, well-thought out remarks by stooping to calling me a "douche". It once again is obvious that in our battle of wits you are in full retreat and suffer from being intellectually routed again. Shame on you. Or to stoop to your intellectual level.....words bad, thinking hurts head, rely on nasty words.
I don't know why you insist on thinking I am Dave. You must have a one-track mind unable to accept the truth of a situation if it contradicts what your small mind's thoughts. I promise you that neither I, nor any family member, are named Dave. Dave.....what are you doing Dave......
Try and get that through your head. And possibly you have douche on the brain....what is your fixation on douches? Perhaps there is something going on there? Straighten up and try to use "nice words" and you may find that your whole outlook on life improves and you will be allowed to sit at the "grown up table"

 

[Anonymous]

Do you not check your posts for grammatical or spelling errors before posting? Or at least checking to make certain that they make any sense at all? Perhaps that IS how you talk in the world of reality, like a Neanderthal. Fire good, fire bad, must eat!! I didn't mean for you to get your loincloth in a Bunch with my previous reply. Once again you respond to my pithy, well-thought out remarks by stooping to calling me a "douche". It once again is obvious that in our battle of wits you are in full retreat and suffer from being intellectually routed again. Shame on you. Or to stoop to your intellectual level.....words bad, thinking hurts head, rely on nasty words.
I don't know why you insist on thinking I am Dave. You must have a one-track mind unable to accept the truth of a situation if it contradicts what your small mind's thoughts. I promise you that neither I, nor any family member, are named Dave. Dave.....what are you doing Dave......
Try and get that through your head. And possibly you have douche on the brain....what is your fixation on douches? Perhaps there is something going on there? Straighten up and try to use "nice words" and you may find that your whole outlook on life improves and you will be allowed to sit at the "grown up table"

Only four fixation is that you must be Dave or you would curtail your long responses. I just say it like it is. No, I am not concerned with the grammar gestapo as I am not a phony as you are Dave. Looking forward to your pithiness which never ends.

 

[Anonymous]

Good try. But my name is not Dave. I can promise you that. Nice try though.

Who is it?
It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the stuff
Who is it?
It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the stuff

Who?
It's, Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me comin' here
Who is it?
It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me

Dave's not here
No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave
Dave's not here

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?
C'mon, open up the door, will you?
I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave

Who?
Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door
Dave?
Ya, Dave

Dave?
Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?
Dave's not here
Oh!

 

[Anonymous]

Who is it?
It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the stuff
Who is it?
It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the stuff

Who?
It's, Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me comin' here
Who is it?
It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me

Dave's not here
No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave
Dave's not here

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?
C'mon, open up the door, will you?
I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave

Who?
Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door
Dave?
Ya, Dave

Dave?
Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?
Dave's not here
Oh!

Finally, a reply that truly rocks. I love it and am giving you a standing ovation. Thank you for responding to my posts with a very clever and hilarious retort. Makes me glad that someone replies with something that won't go "Up in Smoke". I'm calling it a night and wish you "Nice Dreams".

 

[Anonymous]

Only four fixation is that you must be Dave or you would curtail your long responses. I just say it like it is. No, I am not concerned with the grammar gestapo as I am not a phony as you are Dave. Looking forward to your pithiness which never ends.

Perhaps you have the "fixation" with this Dave you mention. Perhaps you are trying to see if I am the infamous Dave you constantly think about (who I am not, by the way) so that you could reconnect with him?!? Are you looking to find your long lost pen pal or "friend". Either way, I wish you luck with that. My wife's firm keeps an in-house investigator to track down people they are looking for. Have you tried that approach? Don't give up the search because maybe Dave has been searching for you too. I wish you the best of luck in finding your Dave.

Calling all UHSers....... Be on the lookout for Dave. He is missed by someone very badly. I do so hope your search has a happy ending.............

 

[Anonymous]

So I've been reading this thread and wondering what makes the OP tick. I found the following to be a good fit. In any case, if you ignore him, it will stop.First, trolls are more likely to display noxious personality characteristics, that is, traits that impair one’s ability to build relations and function in a civilised or pro-social way. In a comprehensive examination of their psychological profile, trolls were found to be more Machiavellian (impulsive and charming manipulators), psychopathic (cold, fearless and antisocial), and especially sadist than the overall population. Trolls enjoy harming and intimidating others, so much so that the authors of this study concluded that trolls are “prototypical everyday sadists”, and that trolling should be regarded as online sadism. This is in line with the view of trolling as a form of cyberbullying.

Second, trolling – like other forms of computer-mediated communication – unleashes people’s impulses by providing anonymity and temporary identity loss. This phenomenon, called deindividuation, is well known to psychologists and has been found to emerge in several areas of interpersonal relations, such as gaming, role-playing and crowd behaviours, particularly hooliganism. Thus even when we are not naturally sadistic, trolling may bring out the worst side in us, by lifting the moral constrains and social etiquette that regulates our behaviour in normal situations, and by fuelling dissent and triggering abrasive reactions.

Third, trolling is a status-enhancing activity: by attracting readers’ attention, upsetting people, sparking heated debates, and even gaining approval from others, trolls can feel important, perhaps much more than they are in their real lives. Thus trolling is yet another internet activity that promotes narcissistic motives, since trolls may be expected to be far less successful in attracting people’s attention in the physical world. The only effective antidote to their tactics is to ignore them, but even then trolls won’t suffer a public humiliation because nobody knows who they are. This is what makes trolling so ubiquitous – it requires no skills other than the ability to be obnoxious.