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Dave, we can't wait to hear how your fishing trip goes. Taking the grandkids?




Anyone notice how Dave responded without denying his name?

I have decided to go ahead and play along with your delusional notion that I am some Dave you you know. My wife has told me that when you are dealing with the criminal element who are either "totally wacky" or drugged up, sometimes it is best to play along with their insanity to avoid confrontation or gather pertinent information. In your case I honestly believe you must fall into one of those two categories. Either that or you are like one of my grandkids who enjoys playing dress up/make believe. Either way I have decided to play along and humor you. Like cousin Eddie said in Christmas Vacation, "She falls down a well and her yes get crossed, gets kicked by a mule they uncross-I dunno.
 






I have decided to go ahead and play along with your delusional notion that I am some Dave you you know. My wife has told me that when you are dealing with the criminal element who are either "totally wacky" or drugged up, sometimes it is best to play along with their insanity to avoid confrontation or gather pertinent information. In your case I honestly believe you must fall into one of those two categories. Either that or you are like one of my grandkids who enjoys playing dress up/make believe. Either way I have decided to play along and humor you. Like cousin Eddie said in Christmas Vacation, "She falls down a well and her yes get crossed, gets kicked by a mule they uncross-I dunno.

So you get advise from a lawyer Dave, or Caitlin
 






So you get advise from a lawyer Dave, or Caitlin

If you remember my previous post, both my wife and son are attorneys. And I always listen to my spouse. As a wise man once said about listening to your wife, you can either be right or happy. As of the 31st of this month, I haven't been right in 30 years when arguing with her, but I have been truly happy. Besides I could never withstand her interrogation anyway, lawyers get paid (usually rather handsomely) to argue.
 












If you remember my previous post, both my wife and son are attorneys. And I always listen to my spouse. As a wise man once said about listening to your wife, you can either be right or happy. As of the 31st of this month, I haven't been right in 30 years when arguing with her, but I have been truly happy. Besides I could never withstand her interrogation anyway, lawyers get paid (usually rather handsomely) to argue.

Dave is amazing. He can never be right and is happy. No wonder it is such a thrill for him to be king of UHS Cafe Pharma. I believe to live in the real world. I know of no one who I know, who could be "wrong" and happy for very many years. Amazing stuff.
 






Dave is amazing. He can never be right and is happy. No wonder it is such a thrill for him to be king of UHS Cafe Pharma. I believe to live in the real world. I know of no one who I know, who could be "wrong" and happy for very many years. Amazing stuff.

Obviously you have never heard the comedian do that bit. Sheesh dude
 












Okay people!
What's the latest at UHS...Tom is doing a great job playing the top secret card!
He has everyone guessing then pulls the age old card of bringing on his former VP and General Manager at Carefusion. At least the dude knows the vent business.
Could he know someone with deep pockets to fix our vent problem...or better yet what about the laser business. We only need about 75 mil to start the fix!

Well I think we are sunk in the laser business! No Techs, broken equipment, equipment that looks like beat up lawn mowers going into the accounts. He'll maybe they are lawn mowers!
The shit keeps mowing down our business due to breakdowns or failures!

What's the new shit...I am sure there is plenty!
 






The laser business is run by people who say yes to the customer and then have no real action plan on getting it rolled out. The MES division thinks that they can/do a better job selling it but know nothing about it. They don't understand that there are not enough pieces of equipment to go around and the lasers that are in use are beat up and break down all the time. Until UHS gets rid of the OLD leadership, nothing new will happen on change. In my opinion UHS spends more money to fly a piece of equipment around then it is to cover the case. I don't understand why UHS purchased the mobile laser companies.
 












The laser business is run by people who say yes to the customer and then have no real action plan on getting it rolled out. The MES division thinks that they can/do a better job selling it but know nothing about it. They don't understand that there are not enough pieces of equipment to go around and the lasers that are in use are beat up and break down all the time. Until UHS gets rid of the OLD leadership, nothing new will happen on change. In my opinion UHS spends more money to fly a piece of equipment around then it is to cover the case. I don't understand why UHS purchased the mobile laser companies.

I don't know why you think MES doesn't understand that there are not enough pieces of equipment to go around and the lasers that are in use are beat up and break down all the time, our rental fleet is the same.
 
























HRC got the contracts, but can't deliver on the promise. All UHS has to do is wait out this out until the pain get higher around January, and the Hospitals will be calling UHS for more equipment than ever.

Thanks HRC.