top ten incompetent senior managers at Merck now

[anonymous]

who’s laughing now? Turns out scientists can actually phone it in for over 2 years without anyone noticing. when’s the next picnic?

2 years? That’s nothing. I am way over that and get paid much more. I respect all the schooling and crap but it’s not really worth the headache. 2 years does not even scratch the surface. Science people have to work and produce stuff. Screw that. I got the coolest boss in the world. She lets me do anything. We don’t talk much but we text a lot and joke around. She is good people.

 

[anonymous]

How did you forget Jim Welsch from the west?

He was so handsome and dreamy though.

 

[anonymous]

Ann Weber, MRL. A very vindictive individual that breached no challenges to her rule.

Heard her grinding on the ukulele during a sound check. Wow!!!

 

[anonymous]

What has mercks neuroscience group produced in the last 10yr????

 

[anonymous]

Pretty much all the Marketing VPs in head office are useless. Don’t say much that counts and seem to just be at either congresses, DEI events or internal leadership sessions which must be posted on LinkedIn

 

[anonymous]

What has mercks neuroscience group produced in the last 10yr????

Nothing. And will produce nothing. Look at the leaders

 

[anonymous]

What has mercks neuroscience group produced in the last 10yr????

Ummmmmm…. We just purchased a company

 

[anonymous]

Nothing. And will produce nothing. Look at the leaders

Tell me more. Group is too busy promoting more incompetent leaders.

 

[anonymous]

Tell me more. Group is too busy promoting more incompetent leaders.

Canada toxic leaders, dictators

 

[anonymous]

Ummmmmm…. We just purchased a company

Because the same internal programs did not produce.

 

[anonymous]

Canada toxic leaders, dictators

Current leader not Canadian. From LA.

 

[anonymous]

Current leader not Canadian. From LA.

Los Angeles isn’t in Canada?
Not enough jobs there to stay.
Don’t forget the minions all top notch kissers. A sleep and a pain medicine neither beat generics and bye bye neuro

 

[anonymous]

Is neuroscience dept part of newco? No drug in phase 2/3 for 10yr. Plenty of promotional videos from London site posted of scientists playing in lab... will new neuro scorecard base on number of re-tweets and likes with multiplier for department picnics?

they have 1 and one in future. Tweet away for the scorecard is funny. They took picnics away so no bonus points.

 

[anonymous]

Los Angeles isn’t in Canada?
Not enough jobs there to stay.
Don’t forget the minions all top notch kissers. A sleep and a pain medicine neither beat generics and bye bye neuro

plenty jobs in the west idiot. Minions are in every department nothing special to neuroscience. Yup, the minions did can a pain program lead way to reward success! happy to punch the clock and be invisible. Go MERCK!!

 

[anonymous]

plenty jobs in the west idiot. Minions are in every department nothing special to neuroscience. Yup, the minions did can a pain program lead way to reward success! happy to punch the clock and be invisible. Go MERCK!!

mamasita punch that clock! minions!!! neuroscience has nothing since EVER! pain scientist a fabulous choice as director coordinated lab moves. truth is stranger than fiction

 

[anonymous]

and the winner is....

Sean Curtis!!!!

Thank you Sean for being a follower, ass kisser and never having an original thought ever! You've won Merck's top award for incompetence!

 

[anonymous]

and the winner is....

Sean Curtis!!!!

Thank you Sean for being a follower, ass kisser and never having an original thought ever! You've won Merck's top award for incompetence!

Hahahaha! Agreed!!

 

[anonymous]

and the winner is....

Sean Curtis!!!!

Thank you Sean for being a follower, ass kisser and never having an original thought ever! You've won Merck's top award for incompetence!

he is what is called an Empty Suit

 

[anonymous]

What has mercks neuroscience group produced in the last 10yr????

produced ass kissers who are promoted without delivering. those that delivered are out - forced by stripping responsibility or targeted for elimination except one man standing

 

[anonymous]

produced ass kissers who are promoted without delivering. those that delivered are out - forced by stripping responsibility or targeted for elimination except one man standing

lost faith in neuro looking to exit. morale low, pulse scores down and management asks why…..why? when I tell you it wont b mattering anywaze nothing ever happenz. great collegue recently retired no farewell party and organized own, another colleague squeezed out, another colleague eliminated after great success. motivates me to show up enough to target middle bucket. is this to scare? a message of future ? get Houghton back to neuro and Marshall lead, bring back the ones shafted