Time to shut down NIBR

Why can't our NIBR colleagues admit that the output is not as good as it should be?

By who's standard are you measuring this? Ok, ok I realize you MBAs are not very bright, so I'll explain by typing this slowly and I won't use any big words. Research is very, very difficult and it takes lots and lots time and careful measuring and repeating of experiments to make sure the results for previous experiments are good. Sometimes the experiments go wrong, sometimes the results aren't what you'd hoped for. Heres the thing, you can't know what you are going to discover until you discover it. The bottom line is if research were easy, you dumb a$$ MBAs would be doing it :)

Tell you what - I won't tell you how much you stink at selling tektuna, fanapt, onbreeze, extavia, fingolimod etc, etc. please don't tell me NIBR output is lower than what ever imaginary number you've dreamed up.
 




By who's standard are you measuring this? Ok, ok I realize you MBAs are not very bright, so I'll explain by typing this slowly and I won't use any big words. Research is very, very difficult and it takes lots and lots time and careful measuring and repeating of experiments to make sure the results for previous experiments are good. Sometimes the experiments go wrong, sometimes the results aren't what you'd hoped for. Heres the thing, you can't know what you are going to discover until you discover it. The bottom line is if research were easy, you dumb a$$ MBAs would be doing it :)

Tell you what - I won't tell you how much you stink at selling tektuna, fanapt, onbreeze, extavia, fingolimod etc, etc. please don't tell me NIBR output is lower than what ever imaginary number you've dreamed up.

Not everyone here agrees with your condescending remarks whether or not we have a degree. Truth is this is a business, and you can piss and moan all you want about lots and lots of time. Guess what? Your time is running out. You can argue all you want, make fun of the business people, etc. But in the end, it will be the business people who decide your fate if you people don't produce. So, go ahead, spew some more nasty comments. Just more time you're wasting instead of producing. We are already working on alternatives and it is only a matter of time.
 








Not everyone here agrees with your condescending remarks whether or not we have a degree. Truth is this is a business, and you can piss and moan all you want about lots and lots of time. Guess what? Your time is running out. You can argue all you want, make fun of the business people, etc. But in the end, it will be the business people who decide your fate if you people don't produce. So, go ahead, spew some more nasty comments. Just more time you're wasting instead of producing. We are already working on alternatives and it is only a matter of time.

OK! We're making progress here- you do understand that this is a business. Ready? Here's a tough one, what business are we in? Can you say "human pharmaceuticals" - thats right, sound it out "Phamaceuticals"- GOOD! My point? We ain't makin' widgets. This isn't a business for the faint hearted, it requires investment in ... Wait for it ... just shout it out when you get it.... RESEARCH!
 




OK! We're making progress here- you do understand that this is a business. Ready? Here's a tough one, what business are we in? Can you say "human pharmaceuticals" - thats right, sound it out "Phamaceuticals"- GOOD! My point? We ain't makin' widgets. This isn't a business for the faint hearted, it requires investment in ... Wait for it ... just shout it out when you get it.... RESEARCH!

Listen you twit: stop making excuses. No one ever said we don't ned research. We are saying that we don't need unproductive research. There is a difference, but unfortunately, you don't get it. We all realized (long before you came along) that R&D was needed to make us successful. You forgot the part where the fucking research group actually delivers products to sell! So stop trying to defend the poor performance of NIBR and go back to your fucking hole and discover something. None of us are going to succeed if you guys don't start producing.
 








Listen you twit: stop making excuses. No one ever said we don't ned research. We are saying that we don't need unproductive research. There is a difference, but unfortunately, you don't get it. We all realized (long before you came along) that R&D was needed to make us successful. You forgot the part where the fucking research group actually delivers products to sell! So stop trying to defend the poor performance of NIBR and go back to your fucking hole and discover something. None of us are going to succeed if you guys don't start producing.

Ohhhh you want productive research. Why didn't you say so - I'll have some of that productive research to you on Friday, does Friday work for you? How much of that productive research would you like? Go away You FN Knucklehead, we already have 12, (you can count to twelve right?) molecules ( those are drugs, by the way) in the clinic and a bunch more coming, I'd explain it to you, but you really are too dumb to understand and im certain youre just (like a stupid child) repeating something youve heard somebody else say anyway. Go away now, play sale rep, pretend like you know something and leave the research to the adults.
 




Ohhhh you want productive research. Why didn't you say so - I'll have some of that productive research to you on Friday, does Friday work for you? How much of that productive research would you like? Go away You FN Knucklehead, we already have 12, (you can count to twelve right?) molecules ( those are drugs, by the way) in the clinic and a bunch more coming, I'd explain it to you, but you really are too dumb to understand and im certain youre just (like a stupid child) repeating something youve heard somebody else say anyway. Go away now, play sale rep, pretend like you know something and leave the research to the adults.

I love how pissed off I have you.....hahaha! So clear all you can do is pathetically try to defend. You're going nowhere. Get used to it. You are the problem...did you notice you're the only one defending your pathetic performance? That's what children do. You're an R&D manchild who has no more chance of succeeding than a class A r***** in a MENSA competition. Get used to being degraded, because that is all that will happen if you keep trying to defend your piss-poor performance.
 




















Re: Time to go F yourself

I'm sure Dr. Research has an answer as to why this article does not apply to the lofty performance of NIBR.

Ok, so admittedly it's old news but it tells an interesting story .... 2000 dirt for brains, sales reps and 300+ MBA (from HQ), positions cut .... And no research positions cut? Wonder why.

Sorry fellas, while you dummies are fabricating your call notes I'm honestly reporting on my research .... I'm still employed and you are, or soon to be, living in your car.

http://wraltechwire.com/business/tech_wire/news/blogpost/10594992/

Beep-beep!
 




Re: Time to go F yourself

Ok, so admittedly it's old news but it tells an interesting story .... 2000 dirt for brains, sales reps and 300+ MBA (from HQ), positions cut .... And no research positions cut? Wonder why.

Sorry fellas, while you dummies are fabricating your call notes I'm honestly reporting on my research .... I'm still employed and you are, or soon to be, living in your car.

http://wraltechwire.com/business/tech_wire/news/blogpost/10594992/

Beep-beep!

Fear not non-NIBR colleagues, our ivory tower friend is jabbing at us on borrowed time. The math is simple.....no productivity = no more spend.
 




Re: Time to go F yourself

Fear not non-NIBR colleagues, our ivory tower friend is jabbing at us on borrowed time. The math is simple.....no productivity = no more spend.

And he is "honestly reporting on his research" that has not, and will not produce anything of value. Will the last honest researcher to leave NIBR please turn out the lights and lock the doors.
 




Re: Time to go F yourself

And he is "honestly reporting on his research" that has not, and will not produce anything of value. Will the last honest researcher to leave NIBR please turn out the lights and lock the doors.

"honestly" - what a joke
"reporting" - aren't you still dealing with all those legacy reports ("urgently" to be generated ...) that are years and years behind?
 








We're all accountable. Whether you are a sales rep that thinks you can get OT or a researcher that doesn't deliver sufficient results.

A researcher does not deliver sufficient results. Its the application of science in an appropriate and ethical way that produces results. Whether positive or negative, if a study is conducted with the correct scientific rigor, results build the science.

So I guess we are shit out of luck here boys!
 




This is what's wrong with you NIBR azz-wipes. You believe that positive or negative results are all good. They are not! You guys keep getting negative results (for the most part) which means we don't get fuckin products to launch and sell! What's so hard to understand about that?

From this comment its obvious why researchers are kept in the lab a away from the public - like lab test animals
 




Re: Time to go F yourself

From this comment its obvious why researchers are kept in the lab a away from the public - like lab test animals

Please stop drinking before noon and never, never post after you've had more than two- its just sad and makes you seem way, way dumber than probably are, which unfortunately is still pretty dumb.