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My version of 15 by 15

I put the little one on the bus, poured a coffee and settled in for a little CP entertainment. What I got was this. We certainly aren't all all nuts, but it appears a couple of us may be. You probably have your top-level meetings during which you plan the next layoff and lay traps for those evil 15s where you come up with this stuff.

Look, I know the 15 Guy and I get under the skin of some Merck die-hards. I get it. However, an AIDS joke is never funny, even when in an understandable context.

Loosen the tinfoil hat and schedule some time with a good therapist. Try to quell your suspicion that she is transgender and focus on straightening out the many twists in your mind. This is just a job. Don't let it damage you. It's damaged too many people already.

Queen

HAAAA HAAAA AIDS HAAAA HAAAA LITTLE TARD/TURD ON LITTLE SCHOOL BUS HEEEE HEEEE
DRAG QUEEN STAY AT HOME MOM/DAD
 
























Happy New Year to all!

I hope everyone's break was as wonderful as mine was. I know that Mother Merck was real nice to me over my three & a half week break. The 15 Casa was full of friends & family and Mother Merck provided all of us with copious amounts of food and drink. Folks, I'm not talking pizza rolls and Keystone light here either!

We had three separate parties and my guy really took care of us. One night he brought us some freshwater prawns that were the size of small lobsters! Speaking of lobster he made us some lobster appetizers with a light dill sauce that was just outstanding! My buddies & I got into the single malts a little too heavy one night though! It was great fun.

A new year is now here and I'm back to the Merck grind of working 2-3 hour work days 2-4 days a week! I already have a golf trip planned soon with the buddies to south Florida so I have that to look forward to.

I wish all of you the best in 2015. Remember to dial things down and spend time on what I know is Merck's most important asset, YOU. Take the time off to pamper yourself, go to the health club and work out, golf more (I don't know if this is possible for me), girls- upgrade to the more expensive pedicure package, in short, have FUN this year. Life to too short to dedicate yourself to this company that has shown us time & time again that they really don't care.

Live well my friends!

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy

AKA The Queen;)
 


















<<sigh>> There is no 15 "outing", no lists, and no "meetings". These are all just psychotic fantasies of the lone loser who lives here. Yes, actually lives here. He fancies himself as a graduate of Hogwarts and casts spells like "be gone!" and "may you be burned in the fires of Hades". LOL. A frustrated, unrewarded soul, he roams these threads making potions and casting powerless spells. He will post a minimum of 2 delusions (or 5, he has plenty of time) in reply to this message, pretending to be different people. He is the reason psychiatrists have job security in any market.

He is just an arrogant delusional brat who has a miserable life and wants everyone else to be miserable too. Can't we figure out who his parents are so they can transfer him from their basement to an insane asylum? I think we have all done our charity work this winter by entertaining the insane r*****. It's time for him to be locked up and electroshocked.
 






He is just an arrogant delusional brat who has a miserable life and wants everyone else to be miserable too. Can't we figure out who his parents are so they can transfer him from their basement to an insane asylum? I think we have all done our charity work this winter by entertaining the insane r*****. It's time for him to be locked up and electroshocked.

You need to blame the parents. Mommy probably didn't take care of herself for the first nine months and out he came. Then mommy continue to work, daddy had no balls, and now we have this. A full blown r***** with power. It's common now.
 






You need to blame the parents. Mommy probably didn't take care of herself for the first nine months and out he came. Then mommy continue to work, daddy had no balls, and now we have this. A full blown r***** with power. It's common now.

Your are correct, just remember YOU have zero power. You are at our mercy and with that said you will soon be ancient history.
 






I put the little one on the bus, poured a coffee and settled in for a little CP entertainment. What I got was this. We certainly aren't all all nuts, but it appears a couple of us may be. You probably have your top-level meetings during which you plan the next layoff and lay traps for those evil 15s where you come up with this stuff.

Look, I know the 15 Guy and I get under the skin of some Merck die-hards. I get it. However, an AIDS joke is never funny, even when in an understandable context.

Loosen the tinfoil hat and schedule some time with a good therapist. Try to quell your suspicion that she is transgender and focus on straightening out the many twists in your mind. This is just a job. Don't let it damage you. It's damaged too many people already.

Queen

Are you getting all puffy kitty man ? Sounds like this post hit home
 






Your are correct, just remember YOU have zero power. You are at our mercy and with that said you will soon be ancient history.

You think we are at the mercy of your imaginary powers? Ha! Keep living in your twisted head. We know you will continue your imaginary threats Looney Tunes. You are a waste of humanity with a defective brain.
 






























Well said ! Its about time 15 is challenged on here

I have no problem with the 15ers. They're big boys and girls. Let them do whatever they want with their careers. I'm not sure it's going to make any difference with this employer anyhow. It doesn't look good for our future here whether we work hard or not. I just figure Merck is still paying me so I'm still doing my best for them. It doesn't mean I'm blind to the reality of it all or that I'm stupid. It's just my choice to work hard. It's their choice not to. We all make our own choices.

Best of luck to all.
 












I have no problem with the 15ers. They're big boys and girls. Let them do whatever they want with their careers. I'm not sure it's going to make any difference with this employer anyhow. It doesn't look good for our future here whether we work hard or not. I just figure Merck is still paying me so I'm still doing my best for them. It doesn't mean I'm blind to the reality of it all or that I'm stupid. It's just my choice to work hard. It's their choice not to. We all make our own choices.

Best of luck to all.

I'm a "15er". I bought a small business and am preparing for my Merck life to come to an end. I just wanted to be ready for it. It's my choice. I respect yours and you respect mine. I don't think you're stupid; I just think we've chosen different paths. Although we get posts on here from a few weirdos, I think that most of us are pretty level-headed and fully aware of what we're facing. Best of luck to you, too.
 






I have no problem with the 15ers. They're big boys and girls. Let them do whatever they want with their careers. I'm not sure it's going to make any difference with this employer anyhow. It doesn't look good for our future here whether we work hard or not. I just figure Merck is still paying me so I'm still doing my best for them. It doesn't mean I'm blind to the reality of it all or that I'm stupid. It's just my choice to work hard. It's their choice not to. We all make our own choices.

Best of luck to all.

You make no choices, we in the home office make all the choices.The main choice now is how close do we hit our downsizing numbers - 50, 55, 60 or the full 65%. A very fun exercise getting the deadwood out of the company.