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My version of 15 by 15

Actually the "15er" is now, in the declining life cycle of Merck, the perfect Merck rep. They just don't know it.

Time was when Merck had a large portfolio of highly technical products, many in launch mode, it needed a highly skilled sales force who were adept at effectively communicating complex information to highly educated medical professionals. Merck's products no longer require that and the demographics of the sales force reflect it. After all, what, by now can a Merck rep tell a physician about Januvia that he hasn't already by now, eight years later, heard or read?
When it launched in late '07 it was a new novel therapy ( who had ever heard of an incretin?) for a complicated disease. Now, not so much. Merck is only interested in hanging on to, not growing market share and they are smart enough to have done the analytics to know were the bottom is before it ( soon) goes generic. Merck is already positioning itself in smaller ( like oncology) spaces were you need fewer reps. To maintain all you need is a few PCP reps ( who cares if they only work part time, in the grand scheme you're not paying that much any way) dropping a few samples and marketing materials, doing a few speaker programs and RFM's just to maintain visibility. From a legal standpoint you would like to minimize rep exposure anyway. They are a huge expense. They wreck their cars, lose their computers, speak off label, divert samples, break HIPPA rules, fudge policies, become whistleblowers. Hell, they mow down some little old lady in a medical center parking lot with their company cars because they were texting their manager. A reps expense and liability is sky high and their ROI is basement low. They sell nothing and everyone knows it. So if they go out 2-3 hours a day, 5 days a week ( magic " 15") drop some samples, products in the sample closets, " fly the flag " at a lunch, scatter some reprints and marketing material around, etc. well then, perfect! And they have to do this bare minimum ( it's all you really need anyway) because you have enforceable, unavoidable " metrics" ( sample deliveries, signatures, time stamps, receipts budgets, etc.) that the reps are responsible for. They reps themselves ( since they have been " dumbed down" with minimal technical and communication skills ) are easily disposable, replaceable ( I.E. CSO's) expendable. You can make any demands you want and foster any work environment you want as long as it's legal. You need well trained managers, HR, with minimum ancillary (IT, fleet etc.) and you just need to keep keep the ball rolling, you don't even need to push it that hard anymore ( about 15 hours per week, per rep, sounds about right) and you have almost endless resources to do it.

You 15ers are pawns, drones. 15 hours a week? It's about right for who you are and your limited capabilities, and if you put truth serum in Kenny he'd probably say he was happy with your limited efforts based on your limited skills. " Just get a sig. without losing your computer or wrecking your car. Good job!"

Long live the 15's.
 






Actually the "15er" is now, in the declining life cycle of Merck, the perfect Merck rep. They just don't know it.

Time was when Merck had a large portfolio of highly technical products, many in launch mode, it needed a highly skilled sales force who were adept at effectively communicating complex information to highly educated medical professionals. Merck's products no longer require that and the demographics of the sales force reflect it. After all, what, by now can a Merck rep tell a physician about Januvia that he hasn't already by now, eight years later, heard or read?
When it launched in late '07 it was a new novel therapy ( who had ever heard of an incretin?) for a complicated disease. Now, not so much. Merck is only interested in hanging on to, not growing market share and they are smart enough to have done the analytics to know were the bottom is before it ( soon) goes generic. Merck is already positioning itself in smaller ( like oncology) spaces were you need fewer reps. To maintain all you need is a few PCP reps ( who cares if they only work part time, in the grand scheme you're not paying that much any way) dropping a few samples and marketing materials, doing a few speaker programs and RFM's just to maintain visibility. From a legal standpoint you would like to minimize rep exposure anyway. They are a huge expense. They wreck their cars, lose their computers, speak off label, divert samples, break HIPPA rules, fudge policies, become whistleblowers. Hell, they mow down some little old lady in a medical center parking lot with their company cars because they were texting their manager. A reps expense and liability is sky high and their ROI is basement low. They sell nothing and everyone knows it. So if they go out 2-3 hours a day, 5 days a week ( magic " 15") drop some samples, products in the sample closets, " fly the flag " at a lunch, scatter some reprints and marketing material around, etc. well then, perfect! And they have to do this bare minimum ( it's all you really need anyway) because you have enforceable, unavoidable " metrics" ( sample deliveries, signatures, time stamps, receipts budgets, etc.) that the reps are responsible for. They reps themselves ( since they have been " dumbed down" with minimal technical and communication skills ) are easily disposable, replaceable ( I.E. CSO's) expendable. You can make any demands you want and foster any work environment you want as long as it's legal. You need well trained managers, HR, with minimum ancillary (IT, fleet etc.) and you just need to keep keep the ball rolling, you don't even need to push it that hard anymore ( about 15 hours per week, per rep, sounds about right) and you have almost endless resources to do it.

You 15ers are pawns, drones. 15 hours a week? It's about right for who you are and your limited capabilities, and if you put truth serum in Kenny he'd probably say he was happy with your limited efforts based on your limited skills. " Just get a sig. without losing your computer or wrecking your car. Good job!"

Long live the 15's.

It's an easy 6 figure paycheck while I pursue my other goals. Long live 15 by 15. Screw the haters who live in a fantasy world and think that what they say matters. It doesn't. Keep wasting your life hating on others. All you are hurting is yourself. The rest of us sane people could care less what you think. We will do what we want to do. This is not North Korea.
 






Not a hater. Grab the paycheck. Better than you could make anywhere else, more than your skill set. You are only fulfilling your potential. Good for you. You are still being paid for being a fuller brush salesman. You only work part time because you are really only needed part time and you won't be missed when you're gone. So what? You know everything I said in my earlier post is true. That's why you don't refute it. Life is an evolutionary process and your position has de-evolved. I don't hate anymore than I hate cattle seen grazing in a pasture. It's just an observation, that all. Don't claim to be a "15" and then in the same sentence try to justify yourself by trying to claim skills you don't have. You think you are better than that. You're not.
You've proved it by standing pat and hanging on to a job that has become a myth. Enjoy the money but I wouldn't spend it all at once.
 






Not a hater. Grab the paycheck. Better than you could make anywhere else, more than your skill set. You are only fulfilling your potential. Good for you. You are still being paid for being a fuller brush salesman. You only work part time because you are really only needed part time and you won't be missed when you're gone. So what? You know everything I said in my earlier post is true. That's why you don't refute it. Life is an evolutionary process and your position has de-evolved. I don't hate anymore than I hate cattle seen grazing in a pasture. It's just an observation, that all. Don't claim to be a "15" and then in the same sentence try to justify yourself by trying to claim skills you don't have. You think you are better than that. You're not.
You've proved it by standing pat and hanging on to a job that has become a myth. Enjoy the money but I wouldn't spend it all at once.

Just worry about yourself and mind your own business. You are not God's gift to the workforce. Get off your high horse and get a life.
 






Just worry about yourself and mind your own business. You are not God's gift to the workforce. Get off your high horse and get a life.

Well if we all minded our own business then there wouldn't be any "15" thread would there?
Besides it was the 15ers that came on and bragged about being "15" when whatever you do is pretty much irrelevant anyway, but this thread goes on " ad nasauem". Someone doesn't agree with you, you just want 'em to go away? You must be a Democrat.
The truth is Merck only needs you to around 15 hours a week to represent and maintain it's mediocre products anyway. You guys still work in " clusters right"? So you work 15, your partner who is a little more ambitious works, say, 30, there's 45 hours a week right there. How many are now in a cluster? I remember once there being 6-8! Tripping over each other in a territory 1-2 good reps could cover, including institutions. Now throw in, speciality, MGAMS, hospital etc. and you have a parody for the old joke:
" how many Merck reps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
" none. They're screwed already."

" workforce"? You neither work, nor are you a force.
Long live 15.
 






Well if we all minded our own business then there wouldn't be any "15" thread would there?
Besides it was the 15ers that came on and bragged about being "15" when whatever you do is pretty much irrelevant anyway, but this thread goes on " ad nasauem". Someone doesn't agree with you, you just want 'em to go away? You must be a Democrat.
The truth is Merck only needs you to around 15 hours a week to represent and maintain it's mediocre products anyway. You guys still work in " clusters right"? So you work 15, your partner who is a little more ambitious works, say, 30, there's 45 hours a week right there. How many are now in a cluster? I remember once there being 6-8! Tripping over each other in a territory 1-2 good reps could cover, including institutions. Now throw in, speciality, MGAMS, hospital etc. and you have a parody for the old joke:
" how many Merck reps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
" none. They're screwed already."

" workforce"? You neither work, nor are you a force.
Long live 15.

The only reason this thread drags on is because some mentally ill troll doesn't like how some people choose to live their lives at Merck so he spews hate, threats and rants on how people should work in some old fashion kind of way, never seeing the hypocrisy of upper management's "do as I say not as I do style". He and you must be a typical right wingers who can't stand change and just want to keep it like the 1950's, where certain demographics of people are suppose to know there subserviant place. Newsflash, it ain't going to happen. This isn't even about politics, you made it that way. This is about workers who use to care and did work hard until management decided to attack its own workers for their own self preservation. The workers decided not to take it anymore and one megalomaniac troll has a hissy fit and wants to spread his fanatical manifesto. Both of you need to get over your holier than thou selves. Nothing you say or do will stop free will no matter how many insults or threats you sling. Start your own thread on how you think things should be and see how long it gets. By the way, a couple threads like that were started but they went away because nobody gave sh!t. Only the lone nut troll cares about hurting and threatening people because they are doing what he thinks they should be doing. How arrogant and assanine!
 






What a weak, half-assed attempt at a " power to the people" rant.
You obviously have little understanding of your own so called " career" and even less of corp. America and your place in it.

You can play your little " protest-15/ game" if it pathetically makes you feel somehow better about your career failures but the truth is you don't matter. It doesn't matter anymore what you do or don't do. Merck knows this. It's in the midst of re- organizing and plans no longer include you. That's business. You are now a placeholder. Until the next wave of downsizings.
All the real sales talent at Merck is long gone. You think they are going to hesitate to can you?

The job market has turned around. There are a flood of opportunities, even in pharma. Yet here you remain, hanging on to the dead job, lacking ambition or success to move. Talk about stuck in the wrong decade. This is now a mobile economy, but for whatever reasons you are not.

So play your little revenge game, put on your Che' t-shirt and continue to be a " no show" in the economy right up to when they come for your car and computer. Tell us then how " 15" feeds your family or pays your mortgage.
 






What a weak, half-assed attempt at a " power to the people" rant.
You obviously have little understanding of your own so called " career" and even less of corp. America and your place in it.

You can play your little " protest-15/ game" if it pathetically makes you feel somehow better about your career failures but the truth is you don't matter. It doesn't matter anymore what you do or don't do. Merck knows this. It's in the midst of re- organizing and plans no longer include you. That's business. You are now a placeholder. Until the next wave of downsizings.
All the real sales talent at Merck is long gone. You think they are going to hesitate to can you?

The job market has turned around. There are a flood of opportunities, even in pharma. Yet here you remain, hanging on to the dead job, lacking ambition or success to move. Talk about stuck in the wrong decade. This is now a mobile economy, but for whatever reasons you are not.

So play your little revenge game, put on your Che' t-shirt and continue to be a " no show" in the economy right up to when they come for your car and computer. Tell us then how " 15" feeds your family or pays your mortgage.

Worry about your own miserable life, we don't need your useless 2 cents.
 






The rants and ravings of our deluded criminal elements are on high display. Have you ever witnessed such absurdity?
Remember, keep focused and push forward your efforts to overcome the mundane actions of these larcenous fools. Find them and eliminate them.
 






I am a right-winger. I am also a 15er/Creamer. The fact that I recognize what an evil mess Merck has become has nothing to do with my politics. I call a spade a spade, plain and simple. This company lost its way many years ago. They have shown no loyalty to their employees and I'm smart enough to know that it will be my turn any day now.

FU Merck.
 






I am a right-winger. I am also a 15er/Creamer. The fact that I recognize what an evil mess Merck has become has nothing to do with my politics. I call a spade a spade, plain and simple. This company lost its way many years ago. They have shown no loyalty to their employees and I'm smart enough to know that it will be my turn any day now.

FU Merck.

Take your rifle and bible and stick it where the sun doesn't shine and yes the time is near!
 
























The rants and ravings of our deluded criminal elements are on high display. Have you ever witnessed such absurdity?
Remember, keep focused and push forward your efforts to overcome the mundane actions of these larcenous fools. Find them and eliminate them.

Leave the poor buggers alone. They have despair and misery enough.
 












<<sigh>> There is no 15 "outing", no lists, and no "meetings". These are all just psychotic fantasies of the lone loser who lives here. Yes, actually lives here. He fancies himself as a graduate of Hogwarts and casts spells like "be gone!" and "may you be burned in the fires of Hades". LOL. A frustrated, unrewarded soul, he roams these threads making potions and casting powerless spells. He will post a minimum of 2 delusions (or 5, he has plenty of time) in reply to this message, pretending to be different people. He is the reason psychiatrists have job security in any market.

Spot on!
 






The new work year officially begins tomorrow and the final and climatic restructuring will commense. The Cubist reps will, for the most part will be integrated into a new Merck antiinfective sales group but which will be considerably smaller in size. Interviews begin in late Jan..
All other sales groups, with the exception of oncology, will be unrecognizable by the third quarter.
 






The new work year officially begins tomorrow and the final and climatic restructuring will commense. The Cubist reps will, for the most part will be integrated into a new Merck antiinfective sales group but which will be considerably smaller in size. Interviews begin in late Jan..
All other sales groups, with the exception of oncology, will be unrecognizable by the third quarter.

Oncology is also a doomed group. Our PD-1 will be one of the also-rans. We are going to get clobbered by the other four companies. Our oncology group will then be decimated. They have about 24 months of security at best.
 






Happy New Year to all!

I hope everyone's break was as wonderful as mine was. I know that Mother Merck was real nice to me over my three & a half week break. The 15 Casa was full of friends & family and Mother Merck provided all of us with copious amounts of food and drink. Folks, I'm not talking pizza rolls and Keystone light here either!

We had three separate parties and my guy really took care of us. One night he brought us some freshwater prawns that were the size of small lobsters! Speaking of lobster he made us some lobster appetizers with a light dill sauce that was just outstanding! My buddies & I got into the single malts a little too heavy one night though! It was great fun.

A new year is now here and I'm back to the Merck grind of working 2-3 hour work days 2-4 days a week! I already have a golf trip planned soon with the buddies to south Florida so I have that to look forward to.

I wish all of you the best in 2015. Remember to dial things down and spend time on what I know is Merck's most important asset, YOU. Take the time off to pamper yourself, go to the health club and work out, golf more (I don't know if this is possible for me), girls- upgrade to the more expensive pedicure package, in short, have FUN this year. Life to too short to dedicate yourself to this company that has shown us time & time again that they really don't care.

Live well my friends!

Regards,

The 15x15 Guy