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What’s the revenue on the agreements that you have fulfilled and the contracts that you have gotten signed? What's your territory NRx sales and YOY gain? How much revenue are you driving through your wholesale agreements? What’s the DOH for your brands within the territory? What’s the offset for the Q1 burn vs the Q4 build in your territory? What was your revenue gain vs LRP? The CAGR?

And you still make less money than a UPS driver.
 






















































I’m usually with your mom. Give them to her before she stops by

Another mom joke? Really? So you are definitely not making $250k salary. You did not call me out on lying about making $250k in rental properties. You are probably a mid level finance employee who discovered cafepharma as a way to express yourself as an introvert online/vent about what your division talks about in closed groups because you can’t keep a secret.. Your skills are meant to focus on excel spreadsheets and my skills are meant to examine people.
 






Another mom joke? Really? So you are definitely not making $250k salary. You did not call me out on lying about making $250k in rental properties. You are probably a mid level finance employee who discovered cafepharma as a way to express yourself as an introvert online/vent about what your division talks about in closed groups because you can’t keep a secret.. Your skills are meant to focus on excel spreadsheets and my skills are meant to examine people.
You got me. Not only are you an idiot rep, you’re also a detective and a psychologist. I don’t care what you believe, stupid. This is the internet, and your job involves serving lunch like a preschool teacher. I can use lowbrow and adolescent humor just like you morons, and since I’m smarter, I’m also better than you at insults. Try to not spill half-and-half lattes in your car tomorrow. You don’t want to anger the trade school grad who makes you wait in a corner.
 






You got me. Not only are you an idiot rep, you’re also a detective and a psychologist. I don’t care what you believe, stupid. This is the internet, and your job involves serving lunch like a preschool teacher. I can use lowbrow and adolescent humor just like you morons, and since I’m smarter, I’m also better than you at insults. Try to not spill half-and-half lattes in your car tomorrow. You don’t want to anger the trade school grad who makes you wait in a corner.

The less I say is better. Ouch on you homie
 






You got me. Not only are you an idiot rep, you’re also a detective and a psychologist. I don’t care what you believe, stupid. This is the internet, and your job involves serving lunch like a preschool teacher. I can use lowbrow and adolescent humor just like you morons, and since I’m smarter, I’m also better than you at insults. Try to not spill half-and-half lattes in your car tomorrow. You don’t want to anger the trade school grad who makes you wait in a corner.

The less I say the more I prove.
 






You got me. Not only are you an idiot rep, you’re also a detective and a psychologist. I don’t care what you believe, stupid. This is the internet, and your job involves serving lunch like a preschool teacher. I can use lowbrow and adolescent humor just like you morons, and since I’m smarter, I’m also better than you at insults. Try to not spill half-and-half lattes in your car tomorrow. You don’t want to anger the trade school grad who makes you wait in a corner.

and thank you for the compliment ;)
 












You got me. Not only are you an idiot rep, you’re also a detective and a psychologist. I don’t care what you believe, stupid. This is the internet, and your job involves serving lunch like a preschool teacher. I can use lowbrow and adolescent humor just like you morons, and since I’m smarter, I’m also better than you at insults. Try to not spill half-and-half lattes in your car tomorrow. You don’t want to anger the trade school grad who makes you wait in a corner.

Now wait just a minute... Your preschool teacher served you lunch? :eek: :eek: :eek: