HCP Access

Access is irrelevant as we are tax deductible and part of a much bigger pyramid scheme. Need justify profits and very lucrative corporate profits on up the food chain. Enjoy the the the ride and play the game.
I've said this for 20+ years; our jobs are show and theater, a write off, money laundering because the business model is seriously broken.
 






‘Well since you asked, here goes. In the morning we might be on a useless conference call, filling out a useless spreadsheet for our extraordinarily dumb manager, going to Starbucks for coffee for office cows. Then we lie about a few calls and maybe get a gas receipt to prove we were where we said we were. CYA is very important. Then maybe a lunch and lie about more calls. Then maybe run some errands for awhile and lie about a few more calls. By then, since I don’t have kids, i usually hit the gym for about 1.5 hours. If we need more calls, we usually lie again. As you can see, it’s a very exhausting day. Anymore questions?
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!! how refreshing DITO on CYA!!!!!!!!
 






























I've said this for 20+ years; our jobs are show and theater, a write off, money laundering because the business model is seriously broken.
Yes. We are most definitely a write-off. They need to show hundreds of millions in the "expense" column, and we help them do that. Seriously, can you imagine what would happen if someone followed most of us around for a week with a recorder, and then blasted the video out to the world to see?
 






Yes. We are most definitely a write-off. They need to show hundreds of millions in the "expense" column, and we help them do that. Seriously, can you imagine what would happen if someone followed most of us around for a week with a recorder, and then blasted the video out to the world to see?
Bunch of sloths-eating in cars all day..
 












Why is that? Because anyone in the pharma industry from sales, sales management, and marketing are and have been for years, completely irrelevant and non-essential. HCPs have the internet, ChatGPT, and AI to search for information and get their questions answered in seconds and at their convenience.
Why would they ever ask a lay-person like you for information? You are all dinosaurs and your positions should have been eliminated years ago, this coming from someone who got out after 21 years in the industry.
Go find a career that has meaning and serves others.
 






Why is that? Because anyone in the pharma industry from sales, sales management, and marketing are and have been for years, completely irrelevant and non-essential. HCPs have the internet, ChatGPT, and AI to search for information and get their questions answered in seconds and at their convenience.
Why would they ever ask a lay-person like you for information? You are all dinosaurs and your positions should have been eliminated years ago, this coming from someone who got out after 21 years in the industry.
Go find a career that has meaning and serves others.[/QUOTE
They need us sister… we love the donut drops
 












Why is that? Because anyone in the pharma industry from sales, sales management, and marketing are and have been for years, completely irrelevant and non-essential. HCPs have the internet, ChatGPT, and AI to search for information and get their questions answered in seconds and at their convenience.
Why would they ever ask a lay-person like you for information? You are all dinosaurs and your positions should have been eliminated years ago, this coming from someone who got out after 21 years in the industry.
Go find a career that has meaning and serves others.
go choke on a mini twix