Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Kudos to you my friend. This delusional tool needs to realize that he is so irrelevant, pathetic, and laughable. Your comebacks are comedy genius and it makes this haiku D-bag more laughable than ever. I love to see this kind of creative humor, keep up the great comebacks.

This is not Haiku.
Take your brainless crap elsewhere.
You mental midget.

 

[Anonymous]

This is not Haiku.
Take your brainless crap elsewhere.
You mental midget.

Corn State Dweeb just pops.
His ewe date stiffed him last night.
And the fool's lies failed.

 

[Anonymous]

This is not Haiku.
Take your brainless crap elsewhere.
You mental midget.

You pathetic tool.
You should have beenaborted.
Are you happy now?

 

[Anonymous]

You pathetic tool.
You should have been aborted.
Are you happy now?

Dweeb's chalking up fans !
Everyone loves a douchebag !!
Tell us more dumb lies !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Afternoon tee time.
Two at Tierra del Sol.
Fly home tomorrow !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Afternoon tee time.
Two at Tierra del Sol.
Fly home tomorrow !!!

Afternoon sig time.
Five to Six at Actavis
Then drive fleet car home.

 

[Anonymous]

In Soho for lunch.
Osteria Morini.
Love the Bistecca !!!

 

[Anonymous]

So, the deal is done.
We can kiss our jobs goodbye.
Their reps are better.

 

[Anonymous]

Rangers game last night.
Now, heading to The Hamptons.
High Society !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Rangers game last night.
Now, heading to The Hamptons.
High Society !!!!!

TV in trailer.
Then, off to neighbor's trailer.
Missouri madness !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Rangers game last night.
Now, heading to The Hamptons.
High Society !!!!!

Rangers BIG losers.
Corn State Dweeb flocks to his kind.
Don't be a douchebag !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Back from The Hamptons.
Rangers loss is no big deal.
I am still wealthy !!!

 

[Anonymous]

What is your email?
I want to contact a friend.
Please help me out now.

 

[Anonymous]

Back from The Hamptons.
Rangers loss is no big deal.
I am still wealthy !!!

Dweeb's back from neighbors.
Feels rich with his double-wide!
But can't fix Douchebag !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Ho-hum, Saturday.
Just like any other day.
Zero calls in years.

 

[Anonymous]

No "Watson" bloggers?
Fearful for their jobs=chickens
No guts no glory.

 

[Anonymous]

Headed to Philly.
The Open at Merion.
Corporate parties !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Headed to Philly.
The Open at Merion.
Corporate parties !!!

Headed to Putt-Putt
It's McDonald's Night coupons !!!
Dweeb gets two for one !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Headed to Putt-Putt
It's McDonald's Night coupons !!!
Dweeb gets two for one !!!

Neurological
Homosexuality
Qualifications

 

[Anonymous]

Headed to Putt-Putt
It's McDonald's Night coupons !!!
Dweeb gets two for one !!!

Pentasyllabic.
Hey numb nut; I cause you great
Humiliation.