Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Pentasyllabic.
Hey numb nut; I cause you great
Humiliation.

Well, sure you do, Dweeb !
But not nearly as much as
I bring down on you !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Well, sure you do, Dweeb !
But not nearly as much as
I bring down on you !!!

This is a comeback?
Babies have better replies.
Prognosis - not good.

 

[Anonymous]

This is a comeback?
Babies have better replies.
Prognosis - not good.

Don't be stupid, Dweeb!
I own your insipid self !
I rule and you drool !

 

[Anonymous]

This is extremely creepy if the same person has continuously kept this up for so long. Very, very creepy.

 

[Anonymous]

This is extremely creepy if the same person has continuously kept this up for so long. Very, very creepy.

This is not Haiku.
Get with the program; dummy !!
Idiot babbling !!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't be stupid, Dweeb!
I own your insipid self !
I rule and you drool !

Oh wow; insipid.
A big word for a half wit.
Now; kneel at my feet !!

 

[Anonymous]

Oh wow; insipid.
A big word for a half wit.
Now; kneel at my feet !!

Wow. Semicolons.
Totally wrong use of them !
Par for a Dolt, though !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Wow. Semicolons.
Totally wrong use of them !
Par for a Dolt, though !!!

Such a sad retort.
But, not bad for a r*****.
Kiss my pinky ring !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Such a sad retort.
But, not bad for a r*****.
Kiss my pinky ring !!!

You are a legend!
In your own mind. Just a 'bag
To everyone else !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You are a legend!
In your own mind. Just a 'bag
To everyone else !!!

You are a zero.
True, legendary that's me.
Your Haikus are crap !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You are a zero.
True, legendary that's me.
Your Haikus are crap !!!

Speaking of poor crap,
What's up with your 2nd line?
Second grade English !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Speaking of poor crap,
What's up with your 2nd line?
Second grade English !!!

I am your hero.
You embarrass your daddy.
You yearn to be me.

 

[Anonymous]

Wow. Semicolons.
Totally wrong use of them !
Par for a Dolt, though !!!

Swollen and itchy.
You are like a hemorrhoid.
Go lay down and die.

 

[Anonymous]

I am your hero.
You embarrass your daddy.
You yearn to be me.

Swollen and itchy.
You are like a hemorrhoid.
Go lay down and die.

Yeah. You're SO boring !
Douchebag/Cracker is no way
To go through life, son !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah. You're SO boring !
Douchebag/Cracker is no way
To go through life, son !!!

Your reply is weak.
Tool, you are so pathetic.
Kneel before me, NOW !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Your reply is weak.
Tool, you are so pathetic.
Kneel before me, NOW !!!

It's like you're a Sap !
It's like you don't know you're beat !
You have shit for brains !!!

 

[Anonymous]

It's like you're a Sap !
It's like you don't know you're beat !
You have shit for brains !!!

Again, so damn weak.
Admit that I own your ass.
You sad sack douchebag !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Again, so damn weak.
Admit that I own your ass.
You sad sack douchebag !!!!!

I'm sorry, douchebag.
Calling me a douchebag,
Is just wrong, douchebag !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, douchebag.
Calling me a douchebag,
Is just wrong, douchebag !!!

This is so damn sad.
Lacks originality.
I am the greatest !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, douchebag.
Calling me a douchebag,
Is just wrong, douchebag !!!

Plus; your second line
is only six syllables.
You Haiku dumbass !!!!!!