Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

No rage, Corn State Dweeb!
Only mirth and laughter here!
You are the Best joke!!

I like "high life" guy.
At least he's original.
You say same old shit !!!

 

[Anonymous]

I like "high life" guy.
At least he's original.
You say same old shit !!!

When we want your thoughts
We will shit them out. Meantime,
Just STFU!

 

[Anonymous]

When we want your thoughts
We will shit them out. Meantime,
Just STFU!

Such a real tough guy.
Men don't say STFU.
You live with mommy ???

 

[Anonymous]

Such a real tough guy.
Men don't say STFU.
You live with mommy ???

Nope, don't live with mom.
Would you say you live with dad?
Or with dad's cute ewes?

 

[Anonymous]

Nope, don't live with mom.
Would you say you live with dad?
Or with dad's cute ewes?

Knocked me off the stool.
This one's just so darn funny.
Ewe humor's so ba--a--a--a--a--a--ad.

 

[Anonymous]

South Beach here I come.
At airport, Miami bound.
I'm livin' the dream !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Knocked me off the stool.
This one's just so darn funny.
Ewe humor's so ba--a--a--a--a--a--ad.

You friggin' numb nut.
Admit to owning a stool ???
You are trailer trash !!!

 

[Anonymous]

South Beach here I come.
At airport, Miami bound.
I'm livin' the dream !!!

Corn State Dweeb dreams on.
Flies kite next to the farm pond.
Next, poor ewes 'get it' !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Corn State Dweeb dreams on.
Flies kite next to the farm pond.
Next, poor ewes 'get it' !!!!

Enough with Corn State.
You need new material.
Other dude owns you.

 

[Anonymous]

Enough with Corn State.
You need new material.
Other dude owns you.

You're Dweeb's Pocket Turd!?
No one on earth supports him.
And he owns no one.

 

[Anonymous]

You're Dweeb's Pocket Turd!?
No one on earth supports him.
And he owns no one.

You make no sense with;
This incoherent babble.
You have low I Q !!!

 

[Anonymous]

You make no sense with;
This incoherent babble.
You have low I Q !!!

You can't read English?
What CC do you call home?
The Dweeb is a Dolt!!

 

[Anonymous]

You can't read English?
What CC do you call home?
The Dweeb is a Dolt!!

Ease up there, my friend.
You're beating the Dweeb senseless.
This ain't a fair fight.

 

[Anonymous]

Morning in South Beach.
Charter fishing boat at noon.
Cocktails at seven !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Morning in South Beach.
Charter fishing boat at noon.
Cocktails at seven !!!

Missouri morning.
Fishin' in the ol' farm pond.
Rooster abuse next !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Missouri morning.
Fishin' in the ol' farm pond.
Rooster abuse next !!!

Great day of fishing.
Caught four hundred pound tuna.
Heavy like your wife !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Great day of fishing.
Caught four hundred pound tuna.
Heavy like your wife !!!

Dweeb snags cow by pond
Then has Starkist sandwich lunch
Hey! Just like South Beach !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Great night partying.
Was guest of Lenny Kravitz.
Hangin' with J Lo !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Great night partying.
Was guest of Lenny Kravitz.
Hangin' with J Lo !!!!!

Watson Failure, Dweeb.
Hallucinates his star meets.
Ain't hapnin in MO.

 

[Anonymous]

All good things must end.
I just left Stallone's mansion.
Next week...Aruba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!