Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

Management yes "men"
sell themselves short for a buck
no guts no glory.

Gratify yourself
Actavis brand management
Where sun never shines.

 

[Anonymous]

Dallas was the best.
I got laid and drank a lot.
Back to double dip !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Dallas was the best.
I got laid and drank a lot.
Back to double dip !!!

You rubbed alot out.
You are a lonely peon.
gO AWAY loser.

 

[Anonymous]

You rubbed alot out.
You are a lonely peon.
gO AWAY loser.

Don't be hatin' me.
You envy my "Wow Factor."
Turn off caps; douchebag !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't be hatin' me.
You envy my "Wow Factor."
Turn off caps; douchebag !!!

Oh My God! He's Back?
Corn State Dweeb comes back for more!
Dad's ewe got laid too!

 

[Anonymous]

Oh My God! He's Back?
Corn State Dweeb comes back for more!
Dad's ewe got laid too!

Boy, am I the best.
Kneel before me, kiss my feet.
You want my lifestyle !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Boy, am I the best.
Kneel before me, kiss my feet.
You want my lifestyle !!!!!

Yeah, Missouri's great!
Psycho dreams and barn yard sex
You REALLY Rock, man!

 

[Anonymous]

Yeah, Missouri's great!
Psycho dreams and barn yard sex
You REALLY Rock, man!

I am a rock star.
I sooo get under your skin.
Just call me your King.

 

[Anonymous]

I am a rock star.
I sooo get under your skin.
Just call me your King.

King of your barn yard!
Bet you get more than skin there!
Call you a sick fuck!

 

[Anonymous]

King of your barn yard!
Bet you get more than skin there!
Call you a sick fuck!

You are such a tool.
Dildonic mass spews nonsense.
We want you to exit.

 

[Anonymous]

You are such a tool.
Dildonic mass spews nonsense.
We want you to exit.

TWO days to think THAT???
Geezuz. you're a poor poet!
That's why I OWN you!

 

[Anonymous]

What other nonsense?
Corn State Dweeb is so outclassed!
This is too easy!

 

[Anonymous]

Double dip big bucks.
Italy bound for ten days.
Ciao; pussy losers.

 

[Anonymous]

Double dip big bucks.
Italy bound for ten days.
Ciao; pussy losers.

Corn State Dweeb readies
Chef Boyardee pasta can
Psychosis runs wild!

 

[Anonymous]

Back from Italy.
So much great food and great wine.
South Beach on Friday.

 

[Anonymous]

Back from Italy.
So much great food and great wine.
South Beach on Friday.

Corn State Dweeb enjoys
Canned Spaghetti and Gallo.
Now to the farm pond.

 

[Anonymous]

Corn State Dweeb enjoys
Canned Spaghetti and Gallo.
Now to the farm pond.

Why all the hate bruh?
How's your fat wife and six kids?
You envy my life !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Why all the hate bruh?
How's your fat wife and six kids?
You envy my life !!!

Rather have a wife
Than the sheep on your dad's farm.
Not much of a life!!

 

[Anonymous]

Rather have a wife
Than the sheep on your dad's farm.
Not much of a life!!

Such rage, jealousy.
You can be like me, just try.
Oh wait, tools cannot !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Such rage, jealousy.
You can be like me, just try.
Oh wait, tools cannot !!!

No rage, Corn State Dweeb!
Only mirth and laughter here!
You are the Best joke!!