Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

A douchebag says what?
Well, mostly it's babbling brags.
And other drivel.

Wow, "douchebag"; "drivel"
What a vocabulary.
You cannot compete !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Wow, "douchebag"; "drivel"
What a vocabulary.
You cannot compete !!!!!

You should 'rec' yourself!
Nobody else likes your crap!
Do it NOW, Dammit!

 

[Anonymous]

You should 'rec' yourself!
Nobody else likes your crap!
Do it NOW, Dammit!

I irritate you.
You envy my "livin' large."
You yearn to be me !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I irritate you.
You envy my "livin' large."
You yearn to be me !!!!!

You irritate me
And most everybody else.
That's what douchebags do!

 

[Anonymous]

You irritate me
And most everybody else.
That's what douchebags do!

Tool; why so much hate?
Seek ways to improve yourself.
Become great - like me !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Tool; why so much hate?
Seek ways to improve yourself.
Become great - like me !!!

NO ONE wants to be
A great big Douchebag, my friend!
We just like the laughs.

 

[Anonymous]

NO ONE wants to be
A great big Douchebag, my friend!
We just like the laughs.

"My friend" you are not !!!
You, still carrying the bag !!!
I own you - young dork !!!

 

[Anonymous]

It's all about me.
No one else matters at all.
Egocentric twit.

 

[Anonymous]

"My friend" you are not !!!
You, still carrying the bag !!!
I own you - young dork !!!

I'd carry a bag
Verses you being a 'Bag
And you own nothing.

 

[Anonymous]

Shut that douchebag up!!
Pretend trips end when exposed!
I own Haiku board.

 

[Anonymous]

Shut that douchebag up!!
Pretend trips end when exposed!
I own Haiku board.

Web access is tough.
Today I was shark fishing...
...off South Africa !!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Web access is tough.
Today I was shark fishing...
...off South Africa !!!!

Douchebag jumps the shark!
How can he be less obscure?
He's not popular!

 

[Anonymous]

Douchebag jumps the shark!
How can he be less obscure?
He's not popular!

Your post makes no sense.
Next, scuba in Aruba !!!!!!!!!!
You wear shirt and tie !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Your post makes no sense.
Next, scuba in Aruba !!!!!!!!!!
You wear shirt and tie !!!!!!!!!!

Why do any people answer this thread? It is jiberish that makes the poster feel superior because he can rhyme. I for one will let him die on the vine and never post on this site. BY, BY, Schmuck.

 

[Anonymous]

Your post makes no sense.
Next, scuba in Aruba !!!!!!!!!!
You wear shirt and tie !!!!!!!!!!

Douchebag's a dummy!!
Got schooled on Jumping the Shark.
Now 'scubas' in tub.

 

[Anonymous]

Why do any people answer this thread? It is jiberish that makes the poster feel superior because he can rhyme. I for one will let him die on the vine and never post on this site. BY, BY, Schmuck.

The Dolt says "BY,BY"??
Where does Watson find these guys?
CC Reps for cheap!

 

[Anonymous]

I am King Haiku.
Worship me and bow to me.
Kiss my pinky ring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

I am King Haiku.
Worship me and bow to me.
Kiss my pinky ring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, you're dogshit king!!
Only gay lovers worship.
Now go get some sigs!

 

[Anonymous]

Kneel and bow to me.
Get me some Panera Bread.
Then, I'll sign for you !!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Kneel and bow to me.
Get me some Panera Bread.
Then, I'll sign for you !!!!!

You - Bad sentences!!!!!!
I am much more eloquent!
Your Haiku Master!