Et Tu Haiku III

[Anonymous]

South Beach tomorrow.
Staying at The Delano.
Life really is great.

South Beach was epic.
Hangin with babes and celebs.
Planning my next trip.

 

[Anonymous]

South Beach was epic.
Hangin with babes and celebs.
Planning my next trip.

Let us be honest.
You hang with fags and butt plugs.
You plan your next strip.

 

[Anonymous]

Let us be honest.
You hang with fags and butt plugs.
You plan your next strip.

You want to be me.
Obvious is your envy.
Don't be a hater.

 

[Anonymous]

Off to Bahamas.
Can't wait - Paradise Island.
Party - Cable Beach.

 

[Anonymous]

Off to Bahamas.
Can't wait - Paradise Island.
Party - Cable Beach.

I bet your sister
would beat you until you cried
And 'friends' pulled wedgies.

 

[Anonymous]

Off to Bahamas.
Can't wait - Paradise Island.
Party - Cable Beach.

Back from Bahamas.
Need rest cause Thursday I leave -
for the Super Bowl.

 

[Anonymous]

Back from Bahamas.
Need rest cause Thursday I leave -
for the Super Bowl.

Off to Super Bowl.
Sitting in the Lilly box.
This will be epic.

 

[Anonymous]

Off to Super Bowl.
Sitting in the Lilly box.
This will be epic.

Last night was so great.
Partied with Michael Irvin.
More updates to come !!!

 

[Anonymous]

Last night was so great.
Partied with Michael Irvin.
More updates to come !!!

Tool thinks he lives large.
In a way he is correct!
He is a large turd.

 

[Anonymous]

Tool thinks he lives large.
In a way he is correct!
He is a large turd.

Your envy shows through.
Just had lunch with Jerry Rice.
Off to the Zip Line.

 

[Anonymous]

Your envy shows through.
Just had lunch with Jerry Rice.
Off to the Zip Line.

By lunch, he means sex.
By Rice, he means "takin' it"
That's code for a queer.

 

[Anonymous]

Your envy shows through.
Just had lunch with Jerry Rice.
Off to the Zip Line.

"Go Daddy" party;
am hangin' with Clay Matthews,
also, Danica.

 

[Anonymous]

Met with Jenna Wolfe
and met Amani Toomer.
Lilly folks; great hosts.

 

[Anonymous]

I am exhausted.
Am leaving Indy at 2.
Eli is Elite.

 

[Anonymous]

Hoy, Campanella
Goff, Petrowski, and Dubler.
Abbosh left the house.

 

[Anonymous]

the managers suck
area directors too
eff off all you tools

 

[Anonymous]

the managers suck
area directors too
eff off all you tools

Best haiku written
Truer words have never shown
Fucking humps dem all

 

[Anonymous]

I'm in New Orleans
Party in the Big Easy
Collecting pay checks.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm in New Orleans
Party in the Big Easy
Collecting pay checks.

Eat some puss po boys.
Pork some cajun hot mama.
Bone Watson great job.

 

[Anonymous]

Best haiku written
Truer words have never shown
Fucking humps dem all

I like this one too.
This shows everyone truth.
Sad to be here now.