CAPTAIN CARTWHEEL

Very easy, the captain has had 25 managed markets people leave because of him. His business plan for aptiom, lonhala and the handhelds have all been failures. He is not respected in corporate and we have customers that refuse to meet with him.
 












Best part of the NSM was seeing everyone, making jokes about the captain and exchanging recruiter contacts plus current job openings. Thanks captain, the NSM was great to help with my job search and getting as far away from you as possible.
 




































Friday, June 7th is one of the most important days of the year for Captain Cartwheel; it’s NATIONAL DONUT DAY! Now that nearly a week has past from his favorite holiday, he can focus on the continuous destruction of managed markets as he prepares for his upcoming challenging Dunkin Donuts leadership internship.
 






Captain Cartwheel will be your new Head of Managed Markets. Getting ready everyone, big changes to come. More trackers, blame, excuses and wait until you see what he does to all you home office folks.
 






















































Really there is no one internally for the posted VP position they current leadership is clueless around MM strategy. They micro, don’t listen or understand the business. It has been said that they had early customer feedback on LM coverage but did not listen throwing those who
communicated the issues under the table. Time for change.
 






Really there is no one internally for the posted VP position they current leadership is clueless around MM strategy. They micro, don’t listen or understand the business. It has been said that they had early customer feedback on LM coverage but did not listen throwing those who
communicated the issues under the table. Time for change.


Thanks for responding Captain Cartwheel to the reasons LM isn’t performing. You couldn’t deliver access, MP got promoted and JS lost his job.