CAPTAIN CARTWHEEL

[anonymous]

Mike T is going to need a large budget increase to cover the Captain’s donut needs!

 

[anonymous]

Mike T is going to need a large budget increase to cover the Captain’s donut needs!

Several contracts will have to be redone so Mike T can cover the Captain’s extensive donut costs eating a whole in the manage care budget!

 

[anonymous]

Several contracts will have to be redone so Mike T can cover the Captain’s extensive donut costs eating a whole in the manage care budget!

Hilarious!!!

 

[anonymous]

Why is the Captain still here? He is not respected in managed markets and not in the home office. With the ship sinking, it makes perfect since he is still here; complete failure with Aptiom, the hand heads, Lonhala, customers who refuse to meet with him ie AMCP and our future. Oh Captain, oh Captain, you stay and we all suffer from a lack of leadership from you.

 

[anonymous]

Amateur hour MT included

 

[anonymous]

What is the over/under on the number of donuts the Captain will eat each at the Vegas meeting.

 

[anonymous]

The over/under is a bakers dozen per day(13).

 

[anonymous]

The over/under is a bakers dozen per day(13).

I think you meant per hour

 

[anonymous]

Oh Captain, watch carefully to the layoffs as you should be concerned with the failure of Lonhala, Aptiom, the hand helds and leadership in general. All of managed markets is watching and waiting for the good news when it’s announced you have joined the ranks of those let go for the greater good of the company.

 

[anonymous]

Just in. Captain proves donuts prevent Corona virus. Eat up!

 

[anonymous]

Just in. Captain proves donuts prevent Corona virus. Eat up!

13 donuts a day keeps the coronavirus away for the Captain!

 

[anonymous]

Captain scumbag!!

 

[anonymous]

The Captain is making plans for his favorite holiday on June 5th, national donut day! All the NC Dunkin Donuts will be on high alert as the Captain will hit a new personal consumption donut best on Friday. All hail Captain Donut Cartwheel on his special day.

 

[anonymous]

The Captain is making plans for his favorite holiday on June 5th, national donut day! All the NC Dunkin Donuts will be on high alert as the Captain will hit a new personal consumption donut best on Friday. All hail Captain Donut Cartwheel on his special day.

Boring, this has gotten so old. Come up with something better, it is amazing how one person continues to keep this thread going.

 

[anonymous]

Boring, this has gotten so old. Come up with something better, it is amazing how one person continues to keep this thread going.

Thanks Captain, I hope you enjoy reading about yourself and what managed markets really thinks of you.

 

[anonymous]

Original CC thread

 

[anonymous]

Thanks Captain for pointing out that only you think your a great leader, no one else does except HR who protects bad management. Keep living the dream in your donut filled devoid world.

 

[anonymous]

Thanks Captain for pointing out that only you think your a great leader, no one else does except HR who protects bad management. Keep living the dream in your donut filled devoid world.

This is spot on as HR does protect bad management and we have to look no further than all the recent VP promotions including Captain Donut Cartwheel.

 

[anonymous]

How’s the Captain been doing? Still eating his Dunkin Donuts or is he making the charge up Heartbreak Hill. Such a sexy guy! Vag team is so fortunate to have him.

 

[anonymous]

How’s the Captain been doing? Still eating his Dunkin Donuts or is he making the charge up Heartbreak Hill. Such a sexy guy! Vag team is so fortunate to have him.

The Captain is still going strong on daily donut consumption. He was a complete embarrassment at the recent ACOG.