Hey smart guy...
We were given a report about this post and are currently reviewing the case.
I hope for your sake it is really lost and the the last geo-location burst was not from your home.
Furthermore, be aware that every Apple device has a unchangable serial number, so if this iPad EVER connects to the Internet again we will discover its' location and then file criminal changes against you.
So this message is not for you, rather if anyone else is thinking that stealing from the company is a good idea; think again !
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Merck FTS
Cc: Merck Security, HR and Legal
At this very moment My, I mean Merck's IPAD is on its way to China. You can send detective Deputy Dick to retrieve it for you.
I just scored a new ipad!!!!!!
turned off location services and shut down all communication with my ipad today.
called helpline and told them i lost ipad.
they had me go onto salesforce.com to find.
guess what?
I can't find it?
and neither can they
Now the company can buy me a new one while I strip the current one with any merck shit on it.
Its now mine
too bad.
more tricks to come
Imagine if 500 reps did this? Too bad Kenny Boy. how'd you work your way out of the cotton fields?
Oh thats right-on the back of Vioxx
Hey smart guy...
We were given a report about this post and are currently reviewing the case.
I hope for your sake it is really lost and the the last geo-location burst was not from your home.
Furthermore, be aware that every Apple device has a unchangable serial number, so if this iPad EVER connects to the Internet again we will discover its' location and then file criminal changes against you.
So this message is not for you, rather if anyone else is thinking that stealing from the company is a good idea; think again !
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Merck FTS
Cc: Merck Security, HR and Legal
Its kind of funny. I can't seem to read the serial number anymore. Seems like it's been scratched off! Imagine that!
Sure thing know it all. That's already been taken care of. Some people know more about these things than the IT department
I'm not a know it all - I just know more than you (and apparently the IT guy if I take your post as gospel). Neither are nothing to brag about.
When will the pink slips hit and save us all from more posts like 'steal your iPad, just say it's lost!'
I've got 3 huge catering lunches that I ordered for this upcoming week. I'll be taking it all home to have parties with neighbors. I'm going out in style. Too bad. Much deserved. I hope others will do the same. This place sucks ass so bad. I'm leaving in lavishness-the very thing this lame-ass company tries to avoid.
I hope all you assholes get what you deserve !!!
There is NO "honor" in stealing !
Ever, under any circumstances !!!
And don't reply with some stupid comments on how it's owed to to you; BULL S. !!!
You will just make yourself look that much smaller !
-About to be a former "C" rep
Plus, I hope they catch you and hold back whatever severance you don't deserve and then file criminal charges against you !
