Worst Amgen DM ever?































Thank goodness Amgen got something right: MM East Region
My Adidas
Walk through concert doors
And roam all over coliseum floors
I stepped on stage, at Live Aid
All the people gave and the poor got paid
And out of speakers I did speak
I wore my sneakers but I'm not a sneak
My Adidas touch the sand of a foreign land
With mic in hand, I cold took command
My Adidas and me close as can be
We make a mean team, my Adidas and me
We get around together, we down forever
And we won't be mad when caught in bad weather
My Adidas
My Adidas
Yo, wassup?
 






You call me all friendly
Tellin' me how much you miss me
That's funny, I guess you've heard my songs
Well, I'm too busy for your business
Go find a girl who wants to listen
'Cause if you think I was born yesterday, you have got me wrong
So I cut you off
I don't need your love
'Cause I already cried enough
I've been done
I've been movin' on since we said goodbye
I cut you off
I don't need your love
So you can try all you want
Your time is up, I'll tell you why
 


















Knowing who the Other candidates were, I would say from a sales point of view the right candidate was chosen for that role.
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Maybe it's flowers you stray will be the showers of life
And when I kiss you in the garden in the moonlight
Will you pardon me and tiptoe through the tulips with me
 


















Monica for the blincyto team. They have no idea what the ALL market is Sales have dived since this DM took over. . All they do is account plan . they have no access, all new reps ,they just do account plans.
 






I was Celgene and it was the best gig ever. We were simply paid to go to work. Now I am Amgen and it's like the whole company is set up to do activity which isn't related to anything. We don't even get numbers on how the product is doing. If you ask around, you find out they don't even tell their people how any products are doing. They discourage it.

I've been in derm 9 years. 4 President's Awards. 3 at Celgene and 1 before. There will be no more at Amgen - the people who win here are those that sell the least but have high percentage volume changes. If you didn't sell a thing the past 6 years, you are set up. If you did well for 6 years, you are done.
 






I was Celgene and it was the best gig ever. We were simply paid to go to work. Now I am Amgen and it's like the whole company is set up to do activity which isn't related to anything. We don't even get numbers on how the product is doing. If you ask around, you find out they don't even tell their people how any products are doing. They discourage it.

I've been in derm 9 years. 4 President's Awards. 3 at Celgene and 1 before. There will be no more at Amgen - the people who win here are those that sell the least but have high percentage volume changes. If you didn't sell a thing the past 6 years, you are set up. If you did well for 6 years, you are done.

I’ve been at Amgen for almost 5 years now and I totally agree with that. It’s BS, congrats you did well one year now the best thing to do is tank the next year if you want to win again soon bc you’re not going to get anything the year after you do well. I hate that percent growth crap. Pay the people who pay the bills.
 






I’ve been at Amgen for almost 5 years now and I totally agree with that. It’s BS, congrats you did well one year now the best thing to do is tank the next year if you want to win again soon bc you’re not going to get anything the year after you do well. I hate that percent growth crap. Pay the people who pay the bills.
More whining and bitching from the reps
 












We all know that Amgen sucks. They lucked into Enbrel and as soon as Pfizer pulled away, they started losing volume and started hitting the price. There is plenty of blame to go around. Their reps seldom even make calls. They hide in Starbucks and enter calls on all the fictitious customers in their call plans that they bought from ZS. The home office sucks even more - they are running a play book from 1995 - the last year their middle management was actually in sales. They are lead by a collection of feminized European betas. You all suck so hard we can hear it.