Worst Amgen DM ever?

Chris P. Nuggets in Harlem is worse.

Nah baby, I'm not gonna be able to do it
I tried to take you serious before, and you blew it
You figured you was slick, dissin me for the next man
But when you heard he had a wife, it ruined your plans
Now you want to come back and act like it's all that
But I ain't tryin to hear it, cause you sound real wack
You got it over the first time, but that was the last time
I'll never make the same mistake again in a lifetime
You hooker, no way, no how, you're history
So let's keep it real, cause this ain't no mystery
You had it like a queen, livin lovely and lost me
Your props are at all-time low and you crossed me
I used to treat you good, take you shoppin and feed ya
But now I'm doin fine, and girlfriend, I don't need ya
For you to even ask me that, you must be stupid
Nah, baby, I'm not gonna be able to do it

(Can you do it?)
I'm not gonna be able to do it (8x)
 






That is the stereotypical Amgen Manager and RSD/Regional.
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call
He called Alice, when she was just small
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the Dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
 




































One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call
He called Alice, when she was just small
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the Dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
Don't eat the brown acid
 






I am in HR and you are all wrong. HR is in the business of protecting Amgen, period. We will turn on whoever we need to protect Amgen. Nothing else matters. Not reps, not managers, not "protected class" projects, not vendors - nothing. We do a cost/benefit calculation on the most damage to Amgen and move as needed. Get this in your tiny heads: you mean nothing.
Yes, and Bigfoot exists. He live in 1000 Oaks
 
























No one can beat MS cv dm from Austin. Man, where do I start with this wack job. Initially you have to get a colonic that he himself would prefer to perform to get on his good side. Think about that and all the losers who work for him.
 






What makes a good manager?
One that doesn't lie would also be great. One that doesn't pit partners against each other would be another great characteristic. One that's not so obsessed with her Peloton bike that she actually meets you when she says she'd going to meet you for a field ride. These are just a few.
 












One that doesn't lie would also be great. One that doesn't pit partners against each other would be another great characteristic. One that's not so obsessed with her Peloton bike that she actually meets you when she says she'd going to meet you for a field ride. These are just a few.
But is the peloton bike workout working?
Does she have a rockin body or is she just waisting her time?
That’s what you should be concerned about. If it’s working then maybe your jealous & should consider getting a peloton yourself. If it’s not working then tell her she’s waisting her time & should think about tightening up her diet along with working out. If that’s not an option then maybe it’s a genetic issue & she’s doomed to look busted.
 












No it's not right but Amgen has a long history of doing just that. It's awful. Those managers know how to work the system and generally speaking promote a toxic environment and HR loves them for it. Rick C from HR is definitely one of the worst in my opinion. He seems sadistic. He seems to work for management and management only. Steer clear of him if you can at all costs.