UPCOMING PFIZER LAYOFFS TO BE MASSIVE!!!

























I know leadership, and I can tell you they think you all are a bunch of whining spoiled brats with your thumb up your ass. One in particular said he can't wait for the day when they get rid of dead weight the company carries in you sales reps. They chime into this platform every now and then just to be grounded in the fantasy world you all live in and the bullshit jobs that you do, and to get a few chuckles.
He said "I can't wait for the day that AI replaces those miserable scum fucks".

Fortunately, I just retired and I will be wiggling my toes on a beach in Barbados in a couple of days.
 




Were you here 15-20 years ago, when we had a clusters of reps (ostensibly) calling on each doc? No strategic thinking went into "Reach & Frequency" and "Share of Voice" tactic of sending armies of 20 and 30-somethings to sell Viagra and Lipitor or Celebrex and Zoloft. Ironically, many of us will soon be paying the price for a still-bloated field force and the lack of productivity from R&D.

Bottom line is that destruction is a short-term fix to a systemic problem.
 




Were you here 15-20 years ago, when we had a clusters of reps (ostensibly) calling on each doc? No strategic thinking went into "Reach & Frequency" and "Share of Voice" tactic of sending armies of 20 and 30-somethings to sell Viagra and Lipitor or Celebrex and Zoloft. Ironically, many of us will soon be paying the price for a still-bloated field force and the lack of productivity from R&D.

Bottom line is that destruction is a short-term fix to a systemic problem.


Pfizer was the cause of the drug industry replacing the tobacco industry as public enemy #1. You all were way to fat in sales reps., you had tons of fucking stupid give aways, and your silly ass ended up on national TV exposed for buying doctors in an undercover report. You idiots had doctors come to a flower shop on Valentines Day to pick up free flowers while you threw in a quick detail! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! That bone head move was shown across the country. This is what happens when we let you dumb asses into the industry.
 




Walking but not working. Maybe that’s the problem.

Get out there, make some calls and stop whining about access or not being on formulary. Make something happen.

Yeah, make something happen you little babies!!

And stop ordering excessive food for your lunches and taking it home!!! That’s why we’re going to lay your worthless dead weight asses off!!
 








How does that differ from your typical work week???
You’re why sales are low!!
That’s why they are gonna chop heads, because of dead weight expenses like yourself!!!
Pfizer promotes from within. All the the DMs are aware of their reps' work habits because the DMs also behaved the same way as reps- and now the same way as DMs. This company is rotten from the bottom to the top.
Please get rid of all KAMs at every level. They don't do anything.
 




Pfizer was the cause of the drug industry replacing the tobacco industry as public enemy #1. You all were way to fat in sales reps., you had tons of fucking stupid give aways, and your silly ass ended up on national TV exposed for buying doctors in an undercover report. You idiots had doctors come to a flower shop on Valentines Day to pick up free flowers while you threw in a quick detail! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! That bone head move was shown across the country. This is what happens when we let you dumb asses into the industry.

When I first came here, my counterparts were forced to do the flower give-away, "dine & dash" (doctor picks up dinner to go and rep gives quick detail), Saturday morning movie matinee (doc and their families enjoy free first run movies while the docs get detailed prior to), gas & go (I'm too embarrassed to write what that entailed). And back then, we were beyond fat with reps and managers.
 




He was working for Lederle when The Notebook was published.
Wyeth later acquired Lederle.
Then Pfizer acquired Wyeth.

AND if you think this "author" just happened to be picked up for his talents randomly, you're on something mind altering. It makes for a great story like the fake Rowlings being a starving waitress.
 




Yeah, make something happen you little babies!!

And stop ordering excessive food for your lunches and taking it home!!! That’s why we’re going to lay your worthless dead weight asses off!!
NO! That is a major perk. We used to be able to order extra meals to-go at dinner programs at restaurants as well. We loved the restaurants that were BYOB, because we would order a few extra bottles, leave them boxed up in the corner and retrieve them after the program.
I miss those days!
 








Pfizer promotes from within. All the the DMs are aware of their reps' work habits because the DMs also behaved the same way as reps- and now the same way as DMs. This company is rotten from the bottom to the top.
Please get rid of all KAMs at every level. They don't do anything.
I beg to differ. KAMs are good for asking me if I can introduce them to my many KOLs that won't talk to them.
 




When I first came here, my counterparts were forced to do the flower give-away, "dine & dash" (doctor picks up dinner to go and rep gives quick detail), Saturday morning movie matinee (doc and their families enjoy free first run movies while the docs get detailed prior to), gas & go (I'm too embarrassed to write what that entailed). And back then, we were beyond fat with reps and managers.


How dare you forget the infamous "Meat and Great"!!!
You would have your top targets meet you at the Butcher section and they would order the best grade and cuts of sirloin, steaks and fillets etc. While the Meat was getting wrapped up you would detail them. Crazy!!!