Well, mission accomplished OP.
If I were looking for a job with this company and stumbled across this thread, I'd immediately withdraw my application.
1. There's no justifiable reason for 3 day field rides.
2. Leadership is about more than management. It is most certainly not about hopping on Cafepharma to hurl childish insults at reps. Whoever you DM's are, you're doing more harm than good to your company.
3. No other kind of sales company has field rides of the magnitude that Big Pharma seems to enjoy- and they do just fine. Device might ride with you once a year (if ever), Paychex maybe one time a quarter, etc. Hit the numbers and no one cares; Pharma companies and DM's could learn a lesson here.
4.; Role-playing is DUMB. It never goes that way in an office, so let's all stop wasting time with pretend conversations and the circle-jerks. The WORST managers are the ones that insist on this behavior. Similarly, making up success stories, which everyone knows are fake, and having long conversations about them are a waste of time.
5. I love the manager tossing around the word "accountability." Here's the deal: reps that have bad numbers and work know that they are in a lousy spot. They want to make it better. Heck, they get paid more for making it better. It's a far better use of time to help them rather than badger them. A badgering manager does not do any good and the non-stop accountability message falls flat on the sidewalk.
Great managers believe in the servitude model. Idiotic managers believe in micromanaging people to death.
I left the business a while ago and don't miss a second of the nonsense. There are other jobs out there where the managers don't behave like this and you're judged on your numbers, not how many cookies you delivered or fake stories you conjured up.