First I am not a dude. You are also a little insulting. If it makes you happy I will gladly make an apology. I am sorry that the guy is fat. I am sorry that the guy is an idiot. I am sorry the spell checking stank pants needs a real hubby. I am sure you days are numbered but you are too much of a coward to leave. If you don't like it here then get the box, pickup your trash and go. That simple. You will never do it.
Some people like it here. Money is good, low stress, and good times. I get along with all my bosses. We go and drink a few beers, make fun of a few people, and make great money while doing it. It's just like high school. It's kind of a boy's club. You would not be welcome.