T. Melendez





You have to love digital tape recorders. I am one step away of compiling a YouTube audio/video posting of the stuff he's said.


T.M. to Rep: "Just Demo the product, I'll approve it. Make the sale.

T.M. to Rep (months later): I'm getting questioned about a large Demo you put through. Why did you do it?

Rep: You Told me to.

T.M: No I didn't!

Rep: Yes you did!

TM.: I did?

Rep: Yes you did!

T.M.: Well, (pause) I don't recall saying that.

T.M.: Alright...well. I'll try to explain it away. But don't let it happen again and don't demo anything else for now.

Rep: Yes but you told me to! I even remember the day you told me to.

T.M.: Alright, well... I don't recall that.

Rep: Am I in trouble?

T.M.: Well we'll see, Odis is against demos to close deals and I've made it clear at meetings and on e mails not to demo product like this.

Rep: BUT YOU TOLD ME TO DO THIS!!!!!! JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO EXPENSE OUT DISPOSABLE CAMERAS AS AN OFFICE EXPENSE TO DOCUMENT CANINE WEIGHT LOSS IN OFFICES FOR SLENTROL.

T.M.: What?! Alright...look, I gotta go. Bye. (click)
 




































Tom you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take some advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
 








In Mein Kampf, Hitler explained the believability of the Big Lie as compared to the small lie: "In the simplicity of their minds, people more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have such impudence. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and continue to think that there may be some other explanation."
What the sociologists and Hitler are telling us is that by the time facts become clear, people are emotionally wedded to the beliefs planted by the propaganda and find it a wrenching experience to free themselves. It is more comfortable, instead, to denounce the truth-tellers than the liars whom the truth-tellers expose. Tom must keep a copy under his pillow.
 








What is Tom going to do with Ricky Bobby making the decision to piss excellence for Merial in the Hudson Valley? Looks like he will have to find someone new to brainwash and lie for him. JG from nj seems like a safe bet.