Systagenix/Wound Care

[Anonymous]

Medical device? We sell bandaids.

Hey Jackass, so what you're saying is WoundChek and subsequent pipeline are not considered medical devices? No wonder you don't work here anymore. LOSER

 

[Anonymous]

Bandaids! LMFAO! So true its scary!!!!!

How you people make a living "marketing" medical device bandaids is beyond me. Plus, what a ripoff to the Medicare system. You can get Neosporin for a couple bucks and I am damn sure it will work just as well as Prisma!

Guess that's why there are millions of people walking around with non-healing wounds.

 

[Anonymous]

Medical device? We sell bandaids.

So true! In fact you can buy tielle at any walgreens!

 

[Anonymous]

Hey Jackass, so what you're saying is WoundChek and subsequent pipeline are not considered medical devices? No wonder you don't work here anymore. LOSER

Like the ever touted Woundchek is coming anytime soon for us. Until then it is tielle. I am having such a hard time getting anyone in acute to want this product. What works?

 

[Anonymous]

Not working is the only thing that works over here at Systagenix.

I put in about 4 hours per week pouring bull squat into SFDC. Not bad for a 75k salary, car, and bennies!

 

[Anonymous]

So true! In fact you can buy tielle at any walgreens!

Tielle has taken me to the promised land. If you let it, it can take you there as well! 2 keys here, sell Tielle and utilize SFDC.

 

[Anonymous]

Not working is the only thing that works over here at Systagenix.

I put in about 4 hours per week pouring bull squat into SFDC. Not bad for a 75k salary, car, and bennies!

It takes you that long? I taught my dog to do it while I golf

 

[Anonymous]

Not working is the only thing that works over here at Systagenix.

I put in about 4 hours per week pouring bull squat into SFDC. Not bad for a 75k salary, car, and bennies!

That's why you're at the bottom of the rankings & will be fired very soon! You're a lazy bum and don't have the drive to make it here or anywhere else. You should try consumer product sales.. I heard Betty Crocker is hiring. That's where you belong lame ass.

 

[Anonymous]

That's why you're at the bottom of the rankings & will be fired very soon! You're a lazy bum and don't have the drive to make it here or anywhere else. You should try consumer product sales.. I heard Betty Crocker is hiring. That's where you belong lame ass.

I do work consumer products sales. I sell band aids!

 

[Anonymous]

I do work consumer products sales. I sell band aids!

There are many food and beverage sales jobs that are a cake walk. You should check em out sometime.

 

[Anonymous]

There are many food and beverage sales jobs that are a cake walk. You should check em out sometime.

Why would I leave a job that I don't have to work and can sit back and earn a half-way decent salary? I am going to wait until this place folds, collect my severence and then get unemployment.

 

[Anonymous]

Why would I leave a job that I don't have to work and can sit back and earn a half-way decent salary? I am going to wait until this place folds, collect my severence and then get unemployment.

So how is derma treating you these days?

 

[Anonymous]

So how is derma treating you these days?

Better than Systagenix thank you!

 

[Anonymous]

Better than Systagenix thank you!

What, not enough gossip on the Derma Sciences board?

 

[Anonymous]

TB has left.

Yipee

 

[Anonymous]

What, not enough gossip on the Derma Sciences board?

X Systagenix reps, marketing & RSMs can't live without us. Good luck selling that honey paste. Pooh Bear will be very happy.

 

[Anonymous]

X Systagenix reps, marketing & RSMs can't live without us. Good luck selling that honey paste. Pooh Bear will be very happy.

That honey paste just doesn't compare to our wood pulp and bandaids?

 

[Anonymous]

That honey paste just doesn't compare to our wood pulp and bandaids?

The "wood pulp" works really well

 

[Anonymous]

The "wood pulp" works really well

So does a dogs tongue on its ass

 

[Anonymous]

That's why you're at the bottom of the rankings & will be fired very soon! You're a lazy bum and don't have the drive to make it here or anywhere else. You should try consumer product sales.. I heard Betty Crocker is hiring. That's where you belong lame ass.

Hey lame Ass: I touched 200k last year--and I bet you are still using food Stamps. You can use your Stamp for some sugar and flour, but Betty wouldn't want your dumb ass either