Pharmaceutical Sales will now die

Stop it, snookums. You reek of mediocrity.
Trust me, you won't get any argument from me on that point. I would call myself average at best. I have here for a while. Just started before the merger on the SP side. I have always been saved. I fly low under the radar and have fun. This is a great job. Very flexible, social and the people are great. The money is great. I am very fortunate to always get great raises. I actually love getting reviews. Always positive and fun. Never had a bad one or feel like I am getting cut. I'm like a therapist to my boss and my bosses bosses. I am not certified in any of that.
 






Trust me, you won't get any argument from me on that point. I would call myself average at best. I have here for a while. Just started before the merger on the SP side. I have always been saved. I fly low under the radar and have fun. This is a great job. Very flexible, social and the people are great. The money is great. I am very fortunate to always get great raises. I actually love getting reviews. Always positive and fun. Never had a bad one or feel like I am getting cut. I'm like a therapist to my boss and my bosses bosses. I am not certified in any of that.
I like the cut of your jib.
 






Trust me, you won't get any argument from me on that point. I would call myself average at best. I have here for a while. Just started before the merger on the SP side. I have always been saved. I fly low under the radar and have fun. This is a great job. Very flexible, social and the people are great. The money is great. I am very fortunate to always get great raises. I actually love getting reviews. Always positive and fun. Never had a bad one or feel like I am getting cut. I'm like a therapist to my boss and my bosses bosses. I am not certified in any of that.
Fair enough, I respect your honesty and self awareness. Lot of people in this company have zero self-awareness. Also nice to hear someone who appreciates their job and what they have.
 






Trust me, you won't get any argument from me on that point. I would call myself average at best. I have here for a while. Just started before the merger on the SP side. I have always been saved. I fly low under the radar and have fun. This is a great job. Very flexible, social and the people are great. The money is great. I am very fortunate to always get great raises. I actually love getting reviews. Always positive and fun. Never had a bad one or feel like I am getting cut. I'm like a therapist to my boss and my bosses bosses. I am not certified in any of that.
Good deal. All fair points. Now, where's Meathead? I was not done slapping him.
 






Good deal. All fair points. Now, where's Meathead? I was not done slapping him.
Good luck on that. I don't think you ever started little guy. What exactly is a meathead? I love work, I love the ladies. They love me. It's all a game. There is not much difference between work and relationships. Don't take them seriously and have fun.
 






Good luck on that. I don't think you ever started little guy. What exactly is a meathead? I love work, I love the ladies. They love me. It's all a game. There is not much difference between work and relationships. Don't take them seriously and have fun.
Hi there! Your views on life are, quite, captivating. An inflated ego mixed with unheeded stupidity. Failing to realize that you're average- at-best, lukewarm. Do you believe that screaming "I love the ladies" makes you salient. What are you trying to prove? Don't care which side you love, either way, you're irrelevant.

You're a cat chasing the laser pointer. Smooches, sweetie.
 






Hi there! Your views on life are, quite, captivating. An inflated ego mixed with unheeded stupidity. Failing to realize that you're average- at-best, lukewarm. Do you believe that screaming "I love the ladies" makes you salient. What are you trying to prove? Don't care which side you love, either way, you're irrelevant.

You're a cat chasing the laser pointer. Smooches, sweetie.
This whole lock out got to end soon. Listen sweetcheeks. I'm not sure where you are going with this. Did you not read my last thread? Who uses the word salient? If the cat is having fun who cares? I think it's cool.

So miss big word, what is your problem? I dont think you can have fun. I can only guess when you had the big O or multiple O's. You can think whatever you want of me. I still like ya. Peel that onion and I bet you are a happy person. Just a lot of peeling.
 


















This whole lock out got to end soon. Listen sweetcheeks. I'm not sure where you are going with this. Did you not read my last thread? Who uses the word salient? If the cat is having fun who cares? I think it's cool.

So miss big word, what is your problem? I dont think you can have fun. I can only guess when you had the big O or multiple O's. You can think whatever you want of me. I still like ya. Peel that onion and I bet you are a happy person. Just a lot of peeling.
I just want to pinch those chubby cheeks.

I use salient, meathead. You thought that your 4.9 speed would lead you somewhere, but alas, you were mediocre at that too. Average at sports, lack of repartee, and a rep. You're batting .100.
 






I just want to pinch those chubby cheeks.

I use salient, meathead. You thought that your 4.9 speed would lead you somewhere, but alas, you were mediocre at that too. Average at sports, lack of repartee, and a rep. You're batting .100.
Great at sports. I got a free ride in college. Great and fun time. I majored in alcohol and minored in drugs. I would have changed nothing. I was in a fraternity even though I was not allowed. My hazing was walking a dog every morning. That was it. Was not good enough to take it to the next level.

Now there is nothing different between any of us unless you are a c-level or VP. We are paddling in the same boat this is sinking. The difference you are paddling hard and I am not. I would be happy batting .100 in baseball.

You have a good one my brother. I hope you could say whatever you want. I am bored as hell. At least when I'm doing nothing at work I can still go out. That guy cochise was a bad ass.

I do miss the SP days. Those women were fun and loose. The merck women are a little bit harder. But it was a new crop of females to pick. Merck women are better looking.

Cheer up little guy. Someday you will be special. Just not today.
 






Great at sports. I got a free ride in college. Great and fun time. I majored in alcohol and minored in drugs. I would have changed nothing. I was in a fraternity even though I was not allowed. My hazing was walking a dog every morning. That was it. Was not good enough to take it to the next level.

Now there is nothing different between any of us unless you are a c-level or VP. We are paddling in the same boat this is sinking. The difference you are paddling hard and I am not. I would be happy batting .100 in baseball.

You have a good one my brother. I hope you could say whatever you want. I am bored as hell. At least when I'm doing nothing at work I can still go out. That guy cochise was a bad ass.

I do miss the SP days. Those women were fun and loose. The merck women are a little bit harder. But it was a new crop of females to pick. Merck women are better looking.

Cheer up little guy. Someday you will be special. Just not today.
Same stupidity, different post. You were told that you're ill-equipped, Meathead. Next time, try someone without a Master's and an MBA from a top 20 program. I'll let you get back to planning your coffee delivery routing. Smooches, you, bum.
 












Same stupidity, different post. You were told that you're ill-equipped, Meathead. Next time, try someone without a Master's and an MBA from a top 20 program. I'll let you get back to planning your coffee delivery routing. Smooches, you, bum.
Bro, I could see why you are bitter. I guess there was some injustice. I got a 5 year full ride (red shirt freshman) at a really good school in NJ. We used to take 20 credits a semester. We were allowed to register first. Then drop 2 classes and sell the books for hundreds of dollars. I only took the classes with the most expensive books. Maybe they were the classes you wanted to take and couldn't. I also had a part academic scholarship. That's pretty funny. Long story short, they wanted me and did not have full athletic scholarships available to they needed to change things around. I guess that could have gone to you or someone like you. At the end of the day it did not. You kind of need to deal with it.
The university has a new head coach this year. Actually a old coach is coming back. I did not play for him but we talk at alum dinners and stuff. Maybe I will become an assistant coach if I want if I to. I would have to get cut here first. The job pays more and it's almost not like work. I have many choices. You have no choices. I think you are bitter when people like me have had it easy for my whole life. I admit that and are also very thankful for it. I am happy when people do well. You can't handle that this "meathead" makes more than you and is having fun. You want reps to lose their jobs and suffer so you feel good. I want everyone to be happy. When people get cut, I don't smile and say they deserve it. Maybe that's why people help me and not you. Maybe that's why I never had a problem with relationships. I have many many ex's and I am still friends with most of them. You are in a bad relationship with some pumkin or bowling ball that you can't get out of. So you want everyone to be like you. I feel bad for you pal.
 






Bro, I could see why you are bitter. I guess there was some injustice. I got a 5 year full ride (red shirt freshman) at a really good school in NJ. We used to take 20 credits a semester. We were allowed to register first. Then drop 2 classes and sell the books for hundreds of dollars. I only took the classes with the most expensive books. Maybe they were the classes you wanted to take and couldn't. I also had a part academic scholarship. That's pretty funny. Long story short, they wanted me and did not have full athletic scholarships available to they needed to change things around. I guess that could have gone to you or someone like you. At the end of the day it did not. You kind of need to deal with it.
The university has a new head coach this year. Actually a old coach is coming back. I did not play for him but we talk at alum dinners and stuff. Maybe I will become an assistant coach if I want if I to. I would have to get cut here first. The job pays more and it's almost not like work. I have many choices. You have no choices. I think you are bitter when people like me have had it easy for my whole life. I admit that and are also very thankful for it. I am happy when people do well. You can't handle that this "meathead" makes more than you and is having fun. You want reps to lose their jobs and suffer so you feel good. I want everyone to be happy. When people get cut, I don't smile and say they deserve it. Maybe that's why people help me and not you. Maybe that's why I never had a problem with relationships. I have many many ex's and I am still friends with most of them. You are in a bad relationship with some pumkin or bowling ball that you can't get out of. So you want everyone to be like you. I feel bad for you pal.
Same stupidity, different post, Meathead. You're still a RS-FR, bum.
 


















Meathead totally owns bitters. LOL Bitters, quit now, you already look like a fool.
Totally! All of you reps are so damned cute. You're Meathead 2. You, morons, are the missing members of Jerky Boys. Going back and forth with reps is like playing Scrabble with a r*****. It's so cute when you get excited because you spelled "door." Back to the planning of your catering routing, dopes.
 






Totally! All of you reps are so damned cute. You're Meathead 2. You, morons, are the missing members of Jerky Boys. Going back and forth with reps is like playing Scrabble with a r*****. It's so cute when you get excited because you spelled "door." Back to the planning of your catering routing, dopes.
I’m a “caterer” working 20 hours a week making a quarter million a year - you are smarter than me how...? Get back to your cubicle
 






Totally! All of you reps are so damned cute. You're Meathead 2. You, morons, are the missing members of Jerky Boys. Going back and forth with reps is like playing Scrabble with a r*****. It's so cute when you get excited because you spelled "door." Back to the planning of your catering routing, dopes.
My guess is this dude is too ugly to get into the field. Appearance matters, no matter how smart you are.