Pharmaceutical Sales will now die

[anonymous]

Fuck you jack ass. Yes food delivery is an incidental part of the job, but some of us are true professionals and actually do sell. You obviously are not in that category.

Aww. That's cute. The pharma rep believes that he sells. You're a mobile waiter with a Bachelor's degree that markets pharmaceuticals. Nothing more. Your skills are not transferable to any other "sales" position besides real estate agent, and they don't sell shit, either. You're position accounts for about 5-8% of the business, which means irrelevance.

 

[anonymous]

We are front line warriors in a battle against invisible enemy. We should get hazard pay.

 

[anonymous]

Aww. That's cute. The pharma rep believes that he sells. You're a mobile waiter with a Bachelor's degree that markets pharmaceuticals. Nothing more. Your skills are not transferable to any other "sales" position besides real estate agent, and they don't sell shit, either. You're position accounts for about 5-8% of the business, which means irrelevance.

Total BS. You should be jealous. Sorry I make so much money. Sorry I an better looking and work out. Sorry I am social. Sorry about I banged your significant other. All my bad. Things really such for me. Hahaha. I will go back to school so I can make less pay. Are out out of your fricken mind or what.

Your friend cochise.

 

[anonymous]

Aww. That's cute. The pharma rep believes that he sells. You're a mobile waiter with a Bachelor's degree that markets pharmaceuticals. Nothing more. Your skills are not transferable to any other "sales" position besides real estate agent, and they don't sell shit, either. You're position accounts for about 5-8% of the business, which means irrelevance.

I hate to admit it, but all the above is true. We are stuck!

 

[anonymous]

Total BS. You should be jealous. Sorry I make so much money. Sorry I an better looking and work out. Sorry I am social. Sorry about I banged your significant other. All my bad. Things really such for me. Hahaha. I will go back to school so I can make less pay. Are out out of your fricken mind or what.

Your friend cochise.

Look at you, kiddo! You're a big boy, now.

 

[anonymous]

Look at you, kiddo! You're a big boy, now.

I get it. You never played sports because you had a little one and was embarrassed. It's ok. I will be drinking and finding a nice piece of trim on a dating app or may make some calls out to some old ones. Maybe I will get that covid. I will take my chances. Sucks to be me. I am sorry about whatever. You're always right. You're the best.

 

[anonymous]

I was back in field last week. Getting close to back to normal. Should be all the way back by July.

 

[anonymous]

I get it. You never played sports because you had a little one and was embarrassed. It's ok. I will be drinking and finding a nice piece of trim on a dating app or may make some calls out to some old ones. Maybe I will get that covid. I will take my chances. Sucks to be me. I am sorry about whatever. You're always right. You're the best.

Way to go, kiddo. You must be the envy of all the other pharma reps. Virtual salute!

 

[anonymous]

Total BS. You should be jealous. Sorry I make so much money. Sorry I an better looking and work out. Sorry I am social. Sorry about I banged your significant other. All my bad. Things really such for me. Hahaha. I will go back to school so I can make less pay. Are out out of your fricken mind or what.

Your friend cochise.

I actually feel bad for you. Really sad that you think that’s a lot of money and your other comments just shows your insecurity and immaturity. The future is not a pretty picture for you. Look around and you’ll see a ton of bald, fat, unhappy, unemployed, married with kids reps begging to get a job. They were you back in the day hotshot.

 

[anonymous]

I was back in field last week. Getting close to back to normal. Should be all the way back by July.

Depends on state and county

 

[anonymous]

Way to go, kiddo. You must be the envy of all the other pharma reps. Virtual salute!

Sad part is this juvenile thinks this will last, that its actually a career and sustainable lifestyle. Good that he is enjoying it while it lasts, because its not going to last long. This is the typical story of meatheads, former HS and small college jocks...trying to recreate their glory days in the professional world...this is it for him, there is no “more” there

 

[anonymous]

Depends on state and county

How are back in the field when the company doesn’t allow it? You are either lying or you are risking your job

 

[anonymous]

Sad part is this juvenile thinks this will last, that its actually a career and sustainable lifestyle. Good that he is enjoying it while it lasts, because its not going to last long. This is the typical story of meatheads, former HS and small college jocks...trying to recreate their glory days in the professional world...this is it for him, there is no “more” there

Just woke up. I got to order some food. Listen little fellow, I had great days in school. I had a great day last night. I will have great days for many years to come. I'm not worried. I have cut expenses. Cleaning lady comes once a week now. I'm doing my part.

Its simple, you slam my profession, I will piss on yours. Also I think everything is cool. Except I have to do laundry and putting stuff in a dish washer. I might call on an ex to do it. I don't no. All sports are cancelled. Now that really sucks.

I dont know what your problem is? I'm more of a gronk type. You seem to be a boring sob. Stop being bitter.

Maybe one day I will find a pumpkin or bowling ball that will do that stuff l. The problem is you marry that bowling ball or pumpkin and I would be just like you. Not a happy person. Dont hate me for your mistakes. Man, just be happy. Dont know who cochise is. But really dont care.

Your pal cochise.

Get better.

 

[anonymous]

Just woke up. I got to order some food. Listen little fellow, I had great days in school. I had a great day last night. I will have great days for many years to come. I'm not worried. I have cut expenses. Cleaning lady comes once a week now. I'm doing my part.

Its simple, you slam my profession, I will piss on yours. Also I think everything is cool. Except I have to do laundry and putting stuff in a dish washer. I might call on an ex to do it. I don't no. All sports are cancelled. Now that really sucks.

I dont know what your problem is? I'm more of a gronk type. You seem to be a boring sob. Stop being bitter.

Maybe one day I will find a pumpkin or bowling ball that will do that stuff l. The problem is you marry that bowling ball or pumpkin and I would be just like you. Not a happy person. Dont hate me for your mistakes. Man, just be happy. Dont know who cochise is. But really dont care.

Your pal cochise.

Get better.

You are, so, adorable! Do you let the MAs feel your biceps when you deliver their Starbucks and lunches?

 

[anonymous]

You are, so, adorable! Do you let the MAs feel your biceps when you deliver their Starbucks and lunches?

Lol, yes the meathead ex-jock thinks his pharma sales career will live forever. Ultimately it’s will end, sooner rather than later, its a quickly dying profession. Then he will have to depend on his brain, which means he will be selling sports equipment at Dicks. He is entertaining, will give him that, like he never left college.

 

[anonymous]

You are, so, adorable! Do you let the MAs feel your biceps when you deliver their Starbucks and lunches?

I let the cute ones squeeze my balls.

 

[anonymous]

I let the cute ones squeeze my balls.

I want to wash your mouth out with soap, young man. Swat on your hands. It's not amusing to denigrate women with your insular and juvenile attitude. I agree with the last poster. You are, certainly, entertaining. However, bow out. You're ill-equipped for this battle of wits.

 

[anonymous]

We are front line warriors in a battle against invisible enemy. We should get hazard pay.

Hahahahaha! Warriors? You’re delusional. For what? sending in an office lunch? We’re lucky we get payed at all for the little actual “ work” we do. This job is, and has been for the past 20yrs, the best part time job ever invented. It’s even better now...
it beats welfare, disability, unemployment, as a charity funded by Mama Merck.

 

[anonymous]

Lol, yes the meathead ex-jock thinks his pharma sales career will live forever. Ultimately it’s will end, sooner rather than later, its a quickly dying profession. Then he will have to depend on his brain, which means he will be selling sports equipment at Dicks. He is entertaining, will give him that, like he never left college.

Stop it little guy. Why would you put people down who work there? Why are you so great? They make an honest living and there is nothing wrong with that. I want to say sorry because I picked on you when you were young. My bad. Sorry I made you bitter but you got to get over it. A few things:
I did not write that balls stuff. Honey, I love women. I dont put them down and need them. I just want to live a fun life with little stress. Today, my biggest stress was my pizza cutters sere in the dishwasher so when the pizza came it was a pain because the cheese moved all over the place. If I had the cleaning lady come 3 times a week rather than 1 I would never have had that issue. I would have been a stress free day.

My house is paid off. It's not big but that's ok. I dont pay for much. Every holiday I get lots of gifts. I even get gifts for something call boxers and bank day or something from some ex's. I ask for nothing. Plus I can find another job real quick. I will be fine. I might take a few years off. Who knows. I dont need to think about it.

Medical assistants do like me. So do nurses and everyone else. I have been to sporting events with doctors. Never had a problem. I like my job. It's fun. I have been doing it for a while. I got a wonderful female boss. Very smart and great looking. I would never want a different boss. Very good assets. I work out at the parks even when they are closed. I am friends with police in my town. They dont care. We get along.

I might be a little self centered. I do wear things that makes my job easier. If you have it, show it.

Also I dont care much. I dont make fun of anyone's profession. I am a big fan of you be you and me be me. Be happy. Love often. Move forward.

 

[anonymous]

Stop it little guy. Why would you put people down who work there? Why are you so great? They make an honest living and there is nothing wrong with that. I want to say sorry because I picked on you when you were young. My bad. Sorry I made you bitter but you got to get over it. A few things:
I did not write that balls stuff. Honey, I love women. I dont put them down and need them. I just want to live a fun life with little stress. Today, my biggest stress was my pizza cutters sere in the dishwasher so when the pizza came it was a pain because the cheese moved all over the place. If I had the cleaning lady come 3 times a week rather than 1 I would never have had that issue. I would have been a stress free day.

My house is paid off. It's not big but that's ok. I dont pay for much. Every holiday I get lots of gifts. I even get gifts for something call boxers and bank day or something from some ex's. I ask for nothing. Plus I can find another job real quick. I will be fine. I might take a few years off. Who knows. I dont need to think about it.

Medical assistants do like me. So do nurses and everyone else. I have been to sporting events with doctors. Never had a problem. I like my job. It's fun. I have been doing it for a while. I got a wonderful female boss. Very smart and great looking. I would never want a different boss. Very good assets. I work out at the parks even when they are closed. I am friends with police in my town. They dont care. We get along.

I might be a little self centered. I do wear things that makes my job easier. If you have it, show it.

Also I dont care much. I dont make fun of anyone's profession. I am a big fan of you be you and me be me. Be happy. Love often. Move forward.

Stop it, snookums. You reek of mediocrity.